Have something to say?
Why yes, I do have something to say. Many things to say, too much I'd say. Should I even bother you with my words? It would take so much of your time. Maybe, not enough of it. Maybe, in actuality you need my words. You need them to breathe. Or, that's what I would like to think.
That's what I will think. I've made up my mind. I shall speak and if you decide to listen...well I shan't really care. Do I care? I'm not sure. I think I might...umm well, I can't seem to make up my mind. Shall we now? Is it time to begin? Have we started? What was I saying again...oh yes! I remember, I have much to tell you. Many things to say. Are you ready? You sure? Well then, let's proceed.
Now, before I say anything, I must remind you of your time. If you are far too busy, I dare not wish to intervene. How valuable your time is, please do not ponder here, carry on now, run along. I'll wait. Honestly if this is a means of procrastination, do leave...now preferably. Shame shame, shame on you! I know you're still here. Reading on when I told you not to. Unable to follow rules. Such a rebel you are, but now I'm afraid I'm beginning to ramble. I should stop before you think me a babbling fool. Am I a fool? A babbling fool? Perhaps, some might say that I am. If I am, I'm not completely in the know. Now, I believe I'm straying off topic, it should seem. What was I talking about?
Yes yes, I had something to say. If I could only remember. I think I was going to say...oh! hmm nooo not that. Umm, perhaps.. no no that's not it. Oh, I know! Popped right back into my head it did. It's here now. Or, at least I think it is. Is it? Oh what does it matter. I have something else to say. Something to tell you. Indeed, it will place you in a state of awe. Well, I want it to. Do I? Sure I do...and or don't. Whatever the case, it is prime time for me to carry on. To finally tell you what I have to say, what is on the tip of my tongue. If I don't let this out, I tell you I am going to explode!!!
Wait... Was that it. Did I explode? Am I dead? Who will revive me?!? I can't be dead! Am I!? Oh, I'm still here, everything is still here. What is here? Wait, when did I even get here. I must be lost, this is not where I am supposed to...be? Well, how should I know? Sorry, were you waiting for something?
