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I get up fo skool wit a groan.

"GUD MORNIN WORLD!" I screm at the top of my lung.

"LUHAN SHUT TEH FUCK EP WILL YA?!" Baekbottom scremz. He cant tell me wat 2 do. Hes just a bottom bitch.
-_-  AnYwAy tim fo dumb azz skool. Teh only gud part abot it iz Sehun. Sehun iz this hawt freshman in my bioligy clazz. Liek reeeeeeellly hawt. I gett turned on jist frem thinkin abot him. Ouh dady. I shold call him dady rite? RITE! Wel now I ned to showr befor Baekbottom taks it.

*Time Skip*

Ouh lok its Oh Seahoon. Gawd hes soo hawt. He jist walkd past me. How dar that hoe? I am teh fabulos Luhan. Pff teh hoez hav no respect nowadayz. Liek srsly. I shoud b noticd by every 1 here. *flipz hairz fabulosly* I turnd 2 Baekbottom. He iz teh only 1 I can talk 2 sumtimes.

"Why doez Seahoon no notic me?" I queston him. Liek he woud kno teh anser. Baekbottom is st00pid asf. Liek he dosnt evn notic taht Chanyoda lieks him. I men HOW CAN U NOT NOTIC TAHT?!?!? Chanyoda iz alwaes all ovr Baekbottom. U can practiclly c teh drol on his chin.

"I dnt kno how he resistz ur charmz Luhan. U mak all teh poosi wet," Baekbottom exclamed.

"But I dnt liek poosi," i poutd. Y cant Seahoon be liek poosi and drown wehn I cum by? Ughhh lifeu is hard. Hardr tahn my dic wehn Seahoon cums by me. Scrach taht. Nothin iz hardr tahn my dic. Wel excpt Seahoon's. Seahoon taks teh gold fo taht. Everthin iz purrfect abot Seahoon. i wondr waht hiz dic siz iz. Liek srsly his buldge loks hge. Shiteu im gettin hard. Now Baekbottom iz gona tri to teas me. it wont wrk tho. Baekbottom cant teas me cuz he is hard 2. Ig tahts whet happenz wehn Chanyoda givs him a hug. -_( ;-; )_-

*Time Skipz*

"Guuuuyz i h8 thiz clazz," TanFuckboy complined.

"Nobdy carez bitch," Squishykiller sased. Thoes 2 hoes fite all teh timez. Relly tho tehy hav feelins fo eachothr nd r 2 scard to amit it. Liek srsly. U can tel wehn TanFuckboy givs Squishykiller a hug nd they bot get hard taht tehy bot luv eachothr. Not taht hard 2 tel.

"Ouh u burned hem," Chanyoda caled out.

"Ew woh sayz burned anymor?" Baekbottom pluged hiz noze.

"i say burned so fite me," Chanyoda retortd.

"K, Quadrilateral up m8," Baekbottom replid. FUCKING HOE I SEE U STEALIN -ur bitch nugs

"3 a clock my hous."

"We liv in da sam hous."

"QUIT FLIRTIN ND GET ME SUM JOOCE!" Trolldick cut in. Baekbottom gav hem a sht teh feck up look. Tehy glard at eachothr fo a lil bit until Bitchface coughd. All attentin waz on hem now.

"Do u guyz kno wehre Tao is?" He askd. Nobody knew wehre teh sassy ass panda waz. Nobdy talkd 2 him aftr taht paty. It waz teh 1 whre he maed out wit a bunch of guyz. Bitchface waz teh 1 2 find him all ovr sum guy. I mean how woud u feel if ur crush waz all ovr sum guy. -_- id cri tbh. Liek srsly Seahoon is 2 gud for tehm nd woud be ruinin himsefl if he did taht.

"Luhaaaan wut u doin?" I snaped my head bak to c who it waz callin me. It was jist Baekbottom. Who carez if he talks to me. Hez not Seahoon. -_-

"Y?" I queztioned. Liek srsly y iz he all up in my buiznes? Cant I jist daydreeam of Seahoon in pece? Y do ppl have 2 talk 2 meh?

"Cuz Seahoon is ovr there," Baekbottom replid. OUH RLLY?!? MY SEAHOON IS CUMIN OVR HERE?!?! I lookd evrywhere but he waznt there. -_- Baekbottom lid. Hez such a betch... I shall hav 2 get bak @ him l8ter.

RIIIIIIIIINGGGZZZ

"Ouh gawd damnit next clazz," Tanfuckboy complaned. Wuts thiz boyz prob? Istg all he doez iz complan. He probbly jist wantz Squishykillerz attention. Liek srsly these guyz r so predmictable.

"Jongin itz lunch," Squishykiller rolld hiz eyez.

"Ouh," Tanfuckboy replid dumblly. We all walkd 2 lunch. Skool food waz okay ig. It iz jist a place to hang tho. I got my lonch, nd startd headin ovr to my fwends. I almist made it 2 the tabl but ended bumpin into sum dipshit. We both fell to da grond.

"UGHH!" We both groned. Whoevr thiz waz iz r00d. Liek srsly he wont evn get off me. Wth is wrong wit him?!? I peerd up 2 c very familir black hair.... ASDFGHKL SEAHOON IZ ON TOP OF MEEE?!?! WTF. I CANT HANDL THIZ. HALP. BAEKBOTTOM SAVE MEEEEE!!!

"Errrrrmmmmm can chu git off of me?!!?" I blooshed.... he dint move. ASFHJLL WHY?!?! "R u okay?!?!" Seahoon groned once mor but got up. K now he shold keep moving. BUT NOPE HE STOHPS HALFWAY. WTH NOE HE IZ STRADDILN ME?!?!? Altho I kinda liek this positin I CANT HANDLE OH FOOKIN SEAHOON ON TOP OF ME! Suddnly he startz to lean down.

"Sorry about that," he whspered huskly. I felt all teh shiverz go downn my spin. Tehn he slowly git up. I waz left teher on teh floor dazd.

"Gawd damnit Seahoon," I whisperd.

WELP FIRST CHAP DONE.... I HOPE YALL UNDERSTOOD IT. ITS SO FUCKIN HARD TO WRITE LIKE THIS