Papa john run me over! (Fan fic)

Chapter one: the call

"Hey fag order some pizza!" Said Michael. He was sitting on the couch playing minecraft. Honestly roblox is better.

"I would appreciate if you called me my real name for a chance" I said pulling my phone out my pocket.

"Okay, order some pizza Travis fag...." Then he looks back at his computer. I hear him mumble under his breath "pussy ass bitch".

At least he said my name. I started to dial papa Johns number. I looked back at Michael, I know exactly what pizza he wants. Pineapples! He's quite a strange man. As the phone rings, I could hear his every breath, it sounded quite interesting. After two minutes I hear a voice on the phone.

"Hello this is papa johns. What would you like to order?" Said a manly voice. Kinda made me a little moist...

"Umm" I paused "can I have one large-"

"Black dick!" Michael says in the background.

"Shut up!!!"

"Wait what!" Said the papa Johns guy.

"Omg sorry you had to hear that, anyways I would like a large pineapple pizza" I said.

"Okay would that be all for today?" He asked.

I really wanted to say, can I have you daddy. But I couldn't. "Yes that'll be all!" I said.

"Okay all together that'll be $4.20"

"Okay thanks!"

Then the conversation ended there, but I wish it could go on forever. He's voice, oh yes 😫!!!!! But I'll get to see him in like ten minutes. Omg....

"Fucking, your moms a gay, suck my dick you bitch!" Michael yells.

"What happened?" I asked.

"Some little 12 year old faggot decided to blow up my house, I legit spent hours on that house"

"Track down his IP address , maybe we can found out who is and where he lives" I said sitting next to him.

"What do you think I'm doing now?" He said.

I love watching Michael hack, he's such a great hacker. I seen him hack into some illegal stuff. That's where he gets most his porn. Idk why but he likes illegal stuff. Anyways he has hacked into the government. We really know who did 9/11... Hitler... Yes it's true...

After 5 minutes Michael found the kids place.
"I'm in" he says.

"You got this" I said.

"That kid... Is our neighbor.... She's that 9 year old..." He said surprised.

"Omg, don't you have a crush on that girl?"

"Yeah..." He said.

"Aren't you like 23?" I asked.

"And???" He said fixing his glasses.

"That's kinda illegal...." I said looking down at my feet.

"I don't care, she may be 9 but that mouth is 19"

"Okay what Evers" I said.

"Shut the fuck up" he said, he continued to his minecrafting.

I went to my room and decided to change. I put on my red hoodie with some booty shorts on. My butt cheeks were hanging out. I looked in the mirror on my dresser. I looked some more at my butt. "slay" I whispered. Then slapped my butt. I watched it jiggle.
I looked out the window to see a papa johns car pull up.

"OMG" I yelled. The hot guy is here, I can't wait to see him. I ran down stairs and grabbed my wallet.
I waited by the door.  Any moment I will meet the man of my dreams :)!

Michael was in the same room as me. Still sitting on the couch. He was still playing games on his laptop. He looks at me, I could see the reflection on his classes. Looks like he's shopping for dildos...

"Nice ass" he says.

"Oh Michael" I said.

The moment I said that, I could hear a knock at the door. I took one deep breath. This is my only chance. Don't mess up... I opened the door.
There he was, standing in his blue shirt. With a box of pizza. He had a hat on, and big smile on his face.

"Your pizza is here!" He said.

"Yeah thanks" I mumbled.

"Here you go!" He said handing me the pizza.

As I looked into my wallet. I had 6 dollars. But I wanted him to stay longer.  I handed him 4 dollars.

"Oh let me go grab some change from my room" I said.

"Sure thing" he said.

As I turned around. I fell, my wallet flies out my hand. The change that was in there flew out.
I was on my face. My butt was in the air.

"Woah" he says quietly.

"Oh" I said getting up really fast.

"Are you okay?" He asks.

"Yeah, looks like I have some more money" i said blushing.  I handed him my money.  When I looked up I saw his eyes, they were the color of the  ocean.
I just looks at him.

"Well" he paused "I gotta get going"

"Yeah..."

"Bye have a great day"  he walked towards his car.

"Bye daddy" I mumbled.

I went back inside my house and sat neck to Michael. He was still shopping for dildos on Amazon.  I laid my head on his shoulder. And sighed.

"What was that?" He asked.

"Oh.... That...."

"What are you fucking gay?" He said.

"Yes I told you this since last year I was gay"

"Sure" he says.

"Anyways why are you looking at that stuff?" I asked.

"For grandma! What do you think?"

"So you're buying it for grandma?"

"No! It's for me" then he looks towards that neighbors house. Ohhhhhhh.... That's sick!

"Well I think you should get the horse shaping one. Or that 13 inch black one" I said pointing at the screen.

"I was thinking on getting those two. But I'm not sure yet"

I yawned. Looks like I'm gonna go to bed. I looked back at Michael. Then I walked up stairs.  I laid on my bed, I looked out the window.  A full moon was out. My room was dark, but light from the moon was making it a little lit.... I started to think what about what happened earlier.  I fell in front of the pizza guy. He's probably thinking about how stupid I am. God I hate myself so freaking much. I rolled onto the right side of my bed. I was facing the window.

I felt my phone vibrate. I got a text from a unknown number. I opened my phone to find "you have a nice ass" what?! Who is this? Wait a minute... Is it that pizza guy? I got another text it said "oh and it's me the pizza delivery guy 😏" he sent the 😏 emoji!!!!!! THE FREAKING 😏 EMOJIIII!!!!!