Hear me twinkle ((Gowther x Dildo x Helbram))

Hear Me Twinkle

Gowther was sitting on a bar stool reading a book. His yellow eyes seemed somehow even more unlively. Something was missing in his life, but he couldn't put his finger on it. He has recently been reading about.. Love. Somehow, love interested is mind and he always asked himself questions. "Why does love exist?" "What does it feel like?" "When can I feel love?". He furrowed his eyebrows and puts his head down on the cold bar.

"Yooo! Look what I found!" A familiar voiced called out. Gowther looked over to find Ban, wearing his typical red jacket and pants. The tall white-haired human was waving something in his hand. "What is that?" Gowther asked, while tilting his head.

Ban smirked and tossed Gowther a pink rubber object. "I found it in a carriage just layin' there," He chuckled out. Gowther looked down at the object in his hands. It was about 7 inches long, hot pink and abnormally shaped. His heart thumped like it never did before. This has to be love. An unoticable blush appeared on Gowther's cheeks and a suspicious grin formed.

"Uhh you have fun with that," Ban winked and left. Gowther hugged the dildo closed to his thumping heart. "Oh I will most certainly will, Ban," He whispered. He set the dildo down on the bar carefully, then he started to stare at it, as if waiting for it to move.

Gowther couldn't put the pieces together on why he is so in love with the pink rubber object, but his heart couldn't stop pounding. Suddenly his name was called out, and in a rush, he hid the dildo in a box and ran out the room.

Helbram was walking in the room. "Why did King pursuade me to come here, why?~" He asked himself. "And why did I listen?"

Helbram flopped down on the bar stool and giggled, "Time to look through their private stuff! ❤" He raided the bar of its Ale, then poured it all out the window. "Fuhehehe~" He had a huge devious grin plastured on his face. "Hmmm...." His neon green eyes caught a brown box that was sitting at the bottom and the end of the bar. "Ooh what's in this?"

He picked up the box and poured out its contents. "Hmm. 59 g coins, woo, the humans are richer than I thought!" He carefully placed the coins in his pocket then proceeded to spread all of the items out. He looked around and none of the items caught his eye. Until he noticed a pink object hidded underneath a brown raggidy cloth. "Oh hehe. What's this?~❤"

Helbram unwrapped it. "Tsssk this looks too valuable even for them. That Ban guy must of stolen it," He claims. He realizes something, Underneath all of the hatred in his heart, he actually felt love. A blush spread across his pale cheeks. "N..No way! This can't be.... I-Is this Love?" He placed his hand on his heart and was breathing heavily. "After all of these years of feeling hatred and bloodlust for humans... This single beauty washed it all away"

((XD so this is part one. Btw I'm not putting any effort into this so enjooyyyy))