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.Ask people to pick your teeth, theres corn in them

.Respond to everything anyone says to you with, "That's what the government wants you to do"

.Ask for people's hair so you can clone them

.When writing an essay in class, scream "THE PAPER DOESNT LIKE ME!!" Then throw all your stuff on the ground and storm out of the room

.Make ground angels

.Go up to a random person and hug them while crying and saying, "JIMMY! Jimmy I found you!", then look up at them with a gross face, slap them and say that they aren't Jimmy, then storm off

.When it's completely quiet, say softly "I wonder what it's like to be a unicorn"

.When people say your name, scream "I'M NOT (Place name here),IM LITTLE HIPPO

.If you want to say something, place your name in front of it.. EXAMPLE-"Jessica HI dude!"

.Throw oranges at people

.Go up to people and put your hand on their face asking, "Are my hands cold?" Works if you don't know the person (Credit for this one goes to my friend ;)

.Ask people, "Is your mother British?", in a British accent

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