Randomness

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I was with my cousin at the park, we were going to be at this party and rehearsal for about 4 hours. When we were in the car, she kind of squirmed a little. She is 9, and she said "Nothing. I am just energetic." I nodded, not really believing it. We got there, and she continued to squirm. When we got out, we were all standing in a line and she could not keep still. She would pace, move around, or walk in circles. I finally realized it. "Maddy, do you have to pee?" I said. She nodded and put her hand over her lover half and crossed her legs. "On a scale from 1 to 100 how bad is it." I said. "300" She said. She started to kind of jump up and down still squeezing her hands over her lower half, crossing her legs, and squirming. Soon she said she couldn't walk anymore, like, legit, could not walk anymore. She had to go so bad she would make little whining noises and she was squirming violently in her seat in the car. Soon, we got stuck in a lot of traffic. Then she looked like she couldn't even take it. She said, "Mom, I have to pee. I have had to pee all day and now it is so bad I can't stand it. I can't stop squirming, and when we get out I don't even think I will be able to move." Her mom said to me, "Will you carry her to the bathroom and help her when we get there?" I said yes, and after about an hour of traffic we got home. She looked at me and seriously with a straight face said, "I have to go pee so bad I think I am about to wet my pants if I don't get to a toilet in the next minute. I picked her up and ran inside to the bathroom. There was someone in there though, so we had to go downstairs. She had heard shower and sink water there, and she started to squirm violently in my arms. I pulled down her pants and before she even got on the toilet pee started to fall out. I shoved her on the toilet and she peed hard and fast for a literal whole minute. The end.