Losing It

Intro

What's up? I'm Britney Cuppernickle. Goofball, weirdo, and book attic. I attend Summersville High school as a junior and-
"Britney, get your ass down here!"

"Coming grandma!"

I hesitantly peek downstairs before going all the way. Grandma would always throw crap at me for the hell of it. I stare at her, her wrinkled eyes are focused on the TV in front of her, which was playing Golden Girls. Of course.

"Yes ma'am?", I ask, annoyed.

"Tony's at the door for you".

My eyes widen.
"Tony..the pony?"
"What?", grandma asks, obliviously.
"Oh, nothing", I reply.
"Well you'd better get that door before he leaves".
"Wait, you were serious?!", I frantically ask.
"Ye-"
I'm up the stairs before she could get her little old words out. I get in the mirror, pluck my eyebrows, change my outfit, brush my teeth, do my hair and put on perfume. I check the time. New personal best: 11 min, 37seconds.
I hurry downstairs and to the door. Grandma is passed out on that darn rocker. I slowly catch my breath and flip my hair before opening the door.

And..no one.
"What are you doing?", Grandma tiredly asks.
"I came to answer the door for Tony, but I guess I took too long".
"Oh, yeah. He was never here haha. Forgot to tell ya that", she responds before laying down again and passing back out. Boy, how bad I wanted to push her out of that rocker.

Where did I leave off? Oh, yeah. I attend Summersville High school as a junior, and I'm currently living with Grandma Metty until this upcoming summer due to some family issues. It's been two months with her and I feel like going batshit crazy. Especially without my siblings here to help me out with her. But, this should be a decent year for me.
Anyway, I have a secret. And this may come as a complete shocker to most people, I know, I know.

But..I'm a virgin.

Yup. Still got the good ole v card. I've been sending out invitations, but no one seems to be very accepting of them. I only have one wish before the end of junior year; getting banged. Life is way too short to not do so. So follow me on this here journey of, well, losing it.