you are a corrupted couch potato
you're the human incarnation of broken ear pods
I'm a recycling bin bc I'm done with your trash
if you keep talking this soccer ball won't be the only thing I kick
you are the dump I have after eating Taco Bell
if you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one pretty
if I wanted a bitch, I would have adopted a dog
the only thing offending me is your face
ask your mom for a refund; she gave you defective looks
if you were trying to look like me today, I must be a picture of your mom
please don't become a teacher
don't have a child; they'll suffer
were you dropped on your head as a child?
YOU ARE READING
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