For Annoying Slouches

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you are a corrupted couch potato

you're the human incarnation of broken ear pods

I'm a recycling bin bc I'm done with your trash

if you keep talking this soccer ball won't be the only thing I kick

you are the dump I have after eating Taco Bell

if you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one pretty

if I wanted a bitch, I would have adopted a dog

the only thing offending me is your face

ask your mom for a refund; she gave you defective looks

if you were trying to look like me today, I must be a picture of your mom

please don't become a teacher

don't have a child; they'll suffer

were you dropped on your head as a child?


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⏰ Last updated: Oct 10, 2016 ⏰

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