QUOTES I LIKE

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Things you must try on an elevator

Stand silent and motionless in the corner without getting off

Meow occasionally

Stare at a random person then announce in horror your one of them then back away slowly

Say ding at each floor

Make explosion noises when someone clicks a button

Draw a chalk square then announce this is your personal square

Drop a pen wait for someone to reaches to help pick it up it then shout that's mine

When authors kill your fav character: "what did I ever do to you"

For all you divergent fans

Peter: Omg Tris u have a square butt haha

Tris: You know what Peter I'm tired of u so I'm going to let it go let it go cant hold back my hatred anymore let it go let it go turn away and make out with four

Peter: Well Tris never bothered me anyway *flips hair*

If you say your cooler than me does that make me hotter than you

Normal friend: Wow your so pretty

Best friend: Shrek called he wants his face back

So here's to the crap we talk

The guys we stalk

The way we shop

Laughs we cant stop

Gossip we spill

Looks that could kill

We'll stay together cuz were best friends forever

The worst thing about this generation of kids isn't that they like twilight or Justin Bieber its that they don't play out so its hard to hit them with my car on the way to work

I dont want the perfect boyfriend I just want someone to act silly with someone who treats me well and enjoys being around me

Everytime I hear your voice I hear another reason to keep you forever

If kisses were water id give u the sea if hugs were leaves if give you a tree bite if love were time id give you eternity

Before I met you I didn't know what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason

When in love you cant fall asleep cuz reality is finally better than your dreams

I made a wish and *you* came true

If I had to choose between loving u and breathing id use my last breath to say I love you

If your asking if I need you the answer is forever if your asking if ill leave you the answer is never if your asking what I value the answer is you if your asking if I love you the answer is I do

My bf isn't allowed candles on his birthday cake what would he b wishing for his prayers came true when he met me

Punishment: Getting your seat changed for talking too much

Solution: Talking louder across the room

Basically me at school all day

I hate all of you