Ryuunosuke: Hello! ٩(^ᴗ^)۶
Tenn: You seem a bit happier today.
Ryuunosuke: I am!
Gaku: Did something great happen?
Ryuunosuke: Nope! Do you guys have free time right now?
Tenn: If I didn't, I wouldn't be on here.
Gaku: I'm on break for around twenty minutes.
Ryuunosuke: Want to play a game?
Tenn: What kind of game?
Ryuunosuke: A game where I ask questions and you two try to answer them!
Tenn: Sure.
Gaku: I don't mind though.
Ryuunosuke: Okay!
Ryuunosuke: If I punched myself, and it hurt, would I be considered weak or strong?
Gaku: Why would you punch yourself?
Tenn: It's rather idiotic to punch yourself.
Ryuunosuke: Correct! That one was a trick question LOL.
Ryuunosuke: What do you do when Chemists die?
Tenn: You Barium.
Gaku: What.
Ryuunosuke: Correct! LOL. It was a pun.
Gaku: How did you know that?
Tenn: I heard this joke when I was in America.
Ryuunosuke: How about you ask some questions, Tenn?
Tenn: I don't mind.
Tenn: You have been given the task of transporting 3,000 apples 1,000 miles from Appleland to Bananaville. Your truck can carry 1,000 apples at a time. Every time you travel a mile towards Bananaville you must pay a tax of 1 apple but you pay nothing when going in the other direction. What is the highest number of apples you can get to Bananaville?
Ryuunosuke: ...woah.
Gaku: What the heck.
Gaku: 1000
Tenn: Rejected.
Ryuunosuke: 500
Tenn: Rejected
Tenn: Correct answer is 833 apples.
Ryuunosuke: what? How?
Tenn: First you want to make 3 trips of 1,000 apples 333 miles. You will be left with 2,001 apples and 667 miles to go. Next you want to take 2 trips of 1,000 apples 500 miles. You will be left with 1,000 apples and 167 miles to go (you have to leave an apple behind). Finally, you travel the last 167 miles with one load of 1,000 apples and are left with 833 apples in Bananaville.
Gaku: ...
Ryuunosuke: ...
Ryuunosuke: Give us an easier one.
Tenn: What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Ryuunosuke: ???
Gaku: Incorrectly.
Tenn: Correct. It was a riddle.
Ryuunosuke: I was about to actually search the entire dictionary...
Tenn: What weighs more? A pound of feathers, or a pound of gold?
Ryuunosuke: Gold of course!
Tenn: Rejected.
Gaku: It isn't gold?
Tenn: A pound of feathers is measured in avoirdupois weight, in which one pound equals 16 ounces. Precious metals are measured in troy weight, in which one pound equals 12 ounces. However, the ounces are not measured in the same way. In avoirdupois weight, one ounce = 437.5 grains. In troy weight, one ounce = 480 grains. So, one pound of feathers weighs (16)x(437.5 grains) = 7,000 grains. One pound of gold weighs (12)x(480 grains) = 5,760 grains.
Tenn: Obviously
Ryuu: ٩(ↀДↀ)۶....
Gaku: That makes sense. It's my turn then?
Ryuu: Enough with your high level questions please.
Gaku: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Tenn: At the bottom of the page.
Ryuu: Bottom of the page. I've heard this joke before
Gaku: Tch.
Gaku: There was an airplane crash and every single person on board died, yet two people survived. How is this possible?
Tenn: They were married.
Gaku: How in the world did you get that so fast?
Tenn: It's simple.
Ryuu: ... I'm Triggered.
Tenn: ...
Gaku: ...
Tenn: That was horrible.
Gaku: For once, I have to agree with the brat.
Ryuu: ヾ(；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ)ﾉ
Gaku: What looks like half an apple?
Ryuu: The other half LOL
Tenn: That was quick.
Ryuu: LOL
Gaku: Ah, I'm back on the set. Goodbye.
Ryuu: Keep up the good work!
Tenn: I still have free time. Do you want to play another game?
Ryuu: Sure ᕙ(>Д< ᕙ)
Tenn: How good are you on your English?
Ryuu: So so
Tenn: Shiritori, English style.
Ryuu: Oh, That'll be a bit hard. I'll try though!
Tenn: Then you start it off.
Ryuu: Okay! Hello
Tenn: Octopus.
Ryuu: Strawberry
Tenn: Yellow.
Ryuu: Watermelon
Tenn: Nitrogen.
Ryuu: No
Tenn: Oh.
Ryuu: Hat
Tenn: Tax.
Ryuu: Ack-- Xylophone
Tenn: Elegant.
Ryuu: Tall
Tenn: Lion.
Ryuu: Noble.
Tenn: England.
Ryuu: Denmark.
Tenn: Kentucky.
Ryuu: Yorkshire
Tenn: End.
Ryuu: Dimension
Tenn: Nobility.
Ryuu: Yolo!
Tenn: Yolo?
Ryuu: You only live once...
Tenn: I see. I will have to head to bed now if I want to be in good shape tomorrow. Good night.
Ryuu: It's only 9 a.m??
Tenn: It is 10 p.m in New York right now.
Ryuu: I forgot you were in New York LOL. Good night!
Tenn: Good night.
