TGGBB One-shots

The Not So Sober Wallet

Naomi's POV is told in first person, while the 3M's POVs are told in third person, 'cause of reasons.

(Slight Bennomi)
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Naomi

This was ridiculous.

And whenever we were in a ridiculous situation, it was always Jordan's fault 97% of the time.

Like now.

So it all started when Jordan got curious to how Bennett would act if he was drunk, since we'd never seen him in that state before, as he was always our trusty sober wallet / driver.

That then led to a bet with Declan that he would be able to get Bennett drunk for twenty bucks.

A terrible bet, really.

Of course, we would all have to stay sober and watch over Bennett, just in case. You can never be too careful with drunk people.

And with that, Jordan decided to make his move during one of the many parties he went to.

He handed us a few cans of Coke, which seemed innocent enough.

Then that changed when Jordan pulled me aside, snickering.

Okay, definetly not innocent anymore.

I crossed my arms, bracing myself.

"Okay, what did you do?"

He laughed more, shaking his head. "Dude, can't you see?" He gestured towards Bennett. "Bent's Coke. I spiked it."

I gaped at him. "Wha- How the Hell do you spike a canned drink?

Jordan shrugged, a smug grin on his face as he watched Bennett open his can and take a sip. He didn't show any signs of something being wrong.

(Then again, this was Bennett we were talking about. He had an unbreakable poker face.)

"I have my ways, my child." Jordan finally answered, holding his head proudly. "Patience. One day, I shall teach you."

I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah... I'll think I'll pass."

"Tch."

He flipped his nonexistent locks of hair over his shoulder fabulously before strutting away.

...I had a bad feeling about this.

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It worked.

It didn't even take ten minutes before Bennett took the full effects of the drugged Coke and lost the "sober" part of his title of our group's "sober wallet".

It turns out that unlike Declan and Jordan, Bennett was not a happy, hyper, stupid drunk who loses control and eats inhumane amounts of food with a mentality of a four year old.

Instead, he was a sad, sulky, grumpy, pessimistic drunk who was slighty violent and was equipped with a mentality of an eight year old.