The Phantom's Touch

Preface

My story starts in the kingdom of Maldovia, on the far off planet of D'oro Terra or Golden Earth in your human language. I, the second son of the late Empress Rishas am soon to be put upon the thrown that doesn't rightfully belong to me but to my older twin brother, Aria. Unfortunately for me my late mother decided I was fit to rule the Maldovian Empire and put it in her will that I was the older twin & that it was my birthright to rule the Empire. Which I think is what you humans would call bullshit. My name is Kira, or the Emperor of Maldovia would do just fine in front of the Royal S.T.I.F.F.'s (stupid, thoughtless, insignifigant, fucking failures) or their original names The Counsel...Dum... Dum...Dunnnnn!!! As you humans say, "They suck ass!" literally. For my race have females but they prefer to be used as whores rather than give birth to little vampiric aliens that they think cause the horrible weather and all the bad things in the immediate universe. We have equal parts male and female of our race, but it seems the men desire being what you humans call an ass-pirate. Take my cousin for example, (Lazzan, the Emperor of Moldavia on the planet Gift Erde or Poisoned Earth.) he absolutely ADORES me and luckily for him I have some feelings for him as well. All that incestuous nonsense aside, I am on my way to my late mother's funeral to bid her adieu and to have a happy next life & to also assure her that she will have grandchildren after I get on the thrown and supposedly gain my rightful inheritance. That is all for the day, now I shall bid you adieu temporarily so do not fret I shall return with gusto.

Yours Forever Truly,

Emperor of Maldovia, Kira the Supreme Overlord of Darkness

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