Kaitlin woke up "WOW THIS MORNING IS SO DANK" she said as she dabbed . Her boyfriend Tyler Joseph rides their unicorn into the living room "GERDMORMING " he shouts . Kaitlin roles her big blue lucious eyes and she says "shut up Tina you fat lard " and she walks out leaving Tyler alone on his unicorn . Kaitlin has been loosing feelings for the bean man and dreams of a big green man every night giving her food . "Oh shrek maybe one day you will be mine " she said as a small sparkly green tear rolls down her cheek
