It was a cold autumn day with notes of cinnamon in the air. I was doing my daily routine of browsing through Musical.ly to see what my favorite musers were up to, like Jacob Sartorius and BabyAriel. After I finished scrolling I proceeded to go on a RiceGum video make a hate comment, screenshot it and send it to Jacob, because he always tweets out to me that he "cares" I never got a response😞. But then I saw Jacob tweeted saying that he was doing a contest to see who could lip sync the best, and that moment I knew I'd finally have my chance to meet my lord and savior, Jacob Sartorius. So I had some training to do, I chewed tons of gum so I could move my mouth just like Jacob and get all the big bucks. The day finally came and the winners to be sent to LA to meet Jacob were announced, I was shaking in front of my IPhone 6s rose gold refreshing my Twitter every 5 seconds, and then it happened. "The winners to come and meet me in LA are Jacob_Is_Bae_679, Sammy.Sartorius and Jacoblover123" WAIT IS THIS REAL?!?!? I'm Jacob_Is_Bae_679 I get to go to LA, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IM SCREAMINF. I couldn't believe it!
The day finally came, I arrived in LA with my Sweatshirt on and I knew this opportunity was a Hit or Miss. I went up to Jacob and said "Omg can I get a picture and can can can can can can I get a video on Snapchat saying hi to my friends, Sammy, Sam, and Samantha! He took the pic with me and he stuck his tongue out, and at this moment I thought, wait a minute?!? He stuck his tongue out, JACOB IS A LIZARD PERSON. I was preparing for this day forever, I called in my squad Arthur, Keemstar, and my older brother Chet 😒. Arthur quickly knocked him out with his fist while Keemstar sat there and got brainwashed by Jacobs lip syncing, and my older just sat there and talked about him joining the football team, what a loser. Jacob them came out of no where and said "goodnight cutie😍😊😍" and then hit keemstar in the face knocking him out. My older brother said "wow I guess it's just a hit or miss" BUT THEN, Arthur came Walking up the street with Buster and I guess u can say Jacob got block bustered, we finally caught Jacob he said he was brain washing the media with his little pretty boy moves on musical.ly I was Shook. I couldn't believe my hero would ever do this. He said all his fans were brainwashed by him and his lizard friends and made the fans think that he tweets them individually but when really it's just to boost there self esteem on getting a relationship. He also gave me a conspiracy saying that he rigged the VMAS so that Beyoncé could join his Lizard squad and promote hit or miss and sweatshirt, I was on the verge of crying, I told them how do you get famous of of this? He said " you have to have rich parents, move your mouth and hand around, this is 2016 wake up!" I said but- I was cut off by Jacobs last words. Musical.ly is a talent, he vanished as a RiceGum diss track played as flames rose. On this day I always learned to remember Musical.ly. Is a talent😭.
