HARAMBE [GROUPCHAT]

ONE.

this was written in 2016 so that's why it's cringe, bye now.

[ ZARIA'S POV.]

nate added you to a chat.

me:
fuck is this shit?

sammy:
it's a groupchat?

hayes:
it's where we talk about our day & how dandy and neat our lives r.

john:
currently taking a shit.

stassie:
tmi.

me:
ok but why am i here?

gilinsky:
nate wanted you here.

madison:
i was going to say something but nevermind.

me:
when did you graduate & start learning how to type words? im proud.

derek:
let's not start.

me:

sammy:
doesn't he hate his fans? tragic.

me:
could have sworn you wanted to be just like him tho. tragic.

stassie:

nate:
hayes, zan shitted on the floor again.

hayes:
gosh darn it!

madison:
cub never shits on the floor.

me:
who the hell cares?

tez:
i just woke up to y'all nigga blowing up my damn phone.

derek:
"lowkey horny."

madison:
jofia is so cute. omg, i want a double date.

stassie:
jack & justin will be babysitting then.

me:
don't talk about my man like that.

nate:
i hate y'all.

tez:
motherfucker you made the chat!

johnson:
working on this new sound, it's gonna be wavy.

rupp:
thanks to me ofc.

me:
who let the ritz crackers out?

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new story, this is just for fun purposes!! & like legit everybody will be in this shit so leggo hoes. idk should i change the title?