Oh my Tanner what have you done now?!?!

Chapter 1

Hi Im Tanner and I am going to tell u about the time igot myself into a bit of trouble. It all started when i was 15 my girlfriend and I were on our way to our date. All the sudden i see her start to see her bend down twords me. (And no before you think that's the way the storys gonna go). Im pretty sure that she dropped her phone and when she bent down to get BAMMMM OUT OF NOWERE A FUCKING TRUCK HIT US!!!!!!!   She was passed out on my lap when the cops and the ambulances got to the scene they saw her laying on my lap and i quess that thought that she was giving me a blowjob and we wernt paying attention or something.  I tried to explain what happened but they didn't listen. Once we got to the hospital they had us rushed back to the exam room(oh and my girlfriends name is Samantha). They poked us every were and kept asking if that hurt and to be honest it did but ididnt want to be a pussy. They found out that Samantha had a concusion they took her to a room imediently to make sure there was no internal bleeding.