Stranger Things One Shots

01-F-Bowling

AN: this is part one of our funny story. This is not meant to be taken seriously, it's only here for your amusement. If you would rather read a more serious one shot, then read the one shots that have an N in the title. If you want to read funny oneshots, read the ones that have an F in the title. Hope you enjoy!

Mike and Eleven were, ya know, gettin it on in the janitors closet. They had both managed to sneak away from the lunch table, as both Dustin and Lucas strangely had mono at the same time and weren't at school, so it was easy to slip away, as all Will was focused on was Jennifer Hands (the girl who cried at his funeral).

Right when things were getting good, the door was abruptly opened, and Eleven and Mike both looked in shock at the lack of door. "Will!!!!!! That's the third time this week!" Mike complained, whacking his head against the wall repeatedly.

"Sorry dude, lunch is almost over and we don't even have any classes together! We need that alone time," said Will, and Jennifer crossed her arms and nodded her head in agreement.

Mike was about to respond when the door was slammed shut in their faces. He turned around and saw Eleven's bleeding face. She had once again used her Jedi mind powers to force closed the door.

"Eleven, we've talked about this!" Eleven merely shrugged in response. "But, while you're at it, can you maybe dim the lighting?" Eleven grinned.

They leaned in for yet another kiss, but the bell rang calling Mike to class. He groaned and said goodbye to Eleven, who waved and flew home. She only ever came to school at lunch time for obvious reasons.

Mike and Eleven were riding their bike to the bowling alley for a date *wink wink*. They arrived, and Mike, being the gentleman that he is, paid for the lanes. Eleven blushed and smacked Mike, but not in the "I'm about to murder you slowly" way, but in the "aw shucks boo, you didn't have to do that" way.

They walked to their lane, only to see two familiar faces in the next lane over. "AYEEEE MA BOIII" yelled Mike as he and Will performed their elaborate 12 minute handshake. Eleven and Jennifer just stood there and did nothing.

Once the performance was over, they began to bowl. Mike sucked. He got 7 gutter balls in a row. Will was fantastic, getting a turkey and a half.

Eleven approached Mike, and slapped him (not in the good way) and then pointed at Will. "I know I'm not as good as Will, let me live my life!" And with that, Mike stormed away, mainly because he had to pee.

When Mike came back, he had clearly evolved into the next Pokemon, aka Nancy (don't worry, hes only wearing a Nancy bodysuit) . For her last three turns, she got all strikes. After her last turn, Nancy gazed up at the scoreboard and shrieked. Far off in the distance, you could hear a shatter that could only be one thing: Barbs glasses. "I win!!!" Nancy continued to shriek, parading around the bowling alley. Eleven caught up to Nancy, and tapped her on the shoulder. "Pretty," said Eleven, and leaned in for a victory smooch.

That's when Mike set the universe off course, unzipping his Nancy suit and shocking anyone within 50 feet. "SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS!!!" Yelled Mike, turning to face Eleven. "You never called me pretty, but ya know who did? Will. I'm done with you! Will can appreciate a man like me!!"

Jennifer interrupted the incredibly emotional moment, commenting "wait, what about me?" Will responded, saying," you were never relevant in the show anyways. I know those tears were only shed because a bug flew in your eye."

And with that, Mike jumped into Will's arms, causing Will to collapse beneath him. They started viscously making out, applause ringing throughout the bowling alley.

A temporarily blinded Barb (from Nancy's shrieking) silently appeared behind Eleven and Jennifer. A chord rang through the bowling alley, as she began to sing the song of her people.

"All by myself..."

TO BE CONTINUED...