Knock-knock
Who's there?
A Toy, A Leaf.
A Toy, A Leaf who?
A: A Toy, A Leaf-in mo kahit hindi batid
Aaminin ko minsan ako'y manhid
Sana ay iyong nariring
Sayong yakap ako'y nasasabik...
(Shamrock)
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
A: Rico J.
B: Rico J. who?
A: I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose
fire away, fire away
Rico J., you take your aim
fire away, fire away
you shoot me down, but I won't fall
I am titanium!
(David Guetta ft. Sia)
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Lasengga
Lasengga who?
All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put you hans up!
(all the single ladies)
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Stabilong Puti.
Stabilong Puti who?
A: Stabilong Puti ako'y nahuhumaling
At sa tuwing ikaw ay gagalaw
Ang mundo ko'y tumitigil
Para lang sayo
Ang awit ng aking puso
Sana'y mapansin mo rin
Ang lihim kong pagtingin
(Ngiti byRonnie Liang)
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Beer. Sting. Red Horse. Cobra. Ballantine's. San Mig Light.
Beer. Sting. Red Horse. Cobra. Ballantine's. San Mig Light who?
I wanna be a Beerionaire so fricking bad
Buy all of the Sting I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Red Horse magazine
Smiling next to Cobra, Ballantine's...
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in San Mig Lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a Beerionaire!
(Travie McCoy feat. Bruno Mars)
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
How Come I.
How Come I who?
Oh! di kaya ako’y tawagin
Malalaman mong kahit kailan
How Come I?!
Di kita iiwan sa paglakbay...
Dito sa mundong walang katiyakan!
How Come I?!
Di kita bibitawan sa paglalakbay
Sa mundo ng kawalan...
(Hawak Kamay by Yeng Constantino)
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Noynoy Panot.
Noynoy Panot who?
Noynoy Panot! Noynoy Panot!
Bakit mo sinulot ang syota kong harot?! (4x)
(Rocksteddy)
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Jjamppong.
Jjamppong who?
Jjamppong mga daliri!
Kamay at paa! Dalawang tenga!
Dalawang mata! Ilong na maganda...
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Duling si Agua.
Duling si Agua who?
Mag-exercise tayo Duling si Agua!
Duling si Agua! Duling si Agua!
Mag-exercise tayo Duling si Agua!
Upang ang katawan natin ay sumigla! (Yoyoy Villame)
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Kabayo.
Kabayo who?
And I wanna play it cool. But I'm losing you.
Kabayo anything! Kabayo any ring! (Baby by Justin Beiber)
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
May kumaway
May kumaway who?
May kumaway downtown walking fast.
Faces pass and I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead,
just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
ANG ENGLISH NG BATO AY
ANG ENGLISH NG BATO AY who?
(pyramid song)(intro)stones ang english ng bato ay stones!
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
LASLAS EYEBALL READY STOLEN
LASLAS EYEBALL READY STOLEN who?
–(hush hush PCD)–i dont want u! theres nothing left to say..laslas laslas! eyeball ready stolen! our love is broken. baby hush hush!
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Eskabeche
Eskabeche WHO?
Eskabecheng pataas, pataas ng pataas
Eskabecheng pababa, pababa ng pababa
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Alak Kupit
Alak Kupit who?
Alak to kupit kupit she likes to kupit kupit Alak to kupit kupit she likes to kupit
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
Freedom...
freedom hu?..
Dum dum FreeDom dum dum Freedom dum...
(disturbia)...
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Knock-knock
Who's there?
MAMANG MAY GULAY
MAMANG MAY GULAY who?
MAMANG MAY GULAY... MAMANG MAY GULAY...
Hangga’t ang dugo ko ay dumadaloy
Sa ‘yo lamang iaalay
MAMANG MAY GULAY...
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P.S
Ang mga jokes na ito ay hindi ko pagmamay-ari. Ishinare ko lang
