Ok, so I've been finding these books where some random ass person kidnaps them, let's just call them Grayson *wink wank* and the dumb bitch who got kidnapped is uh Sally. Ok so somehow Grayson kidnapped Sally and they start out like fucking hating each other. And then after like, I don't know, four days, uh this Sally bitch is like "OMG I FUCKING LOVVVVVEEE GRAYSON LIKE HES SO HOT! LIKE EVEN THOUGH HE KIDNAPPED ME AND HE RAPED ME LIKE 527637276372373838292 TIMES AND IM LIKE GOING TO HAVE 26827382 KIDS AND HE MADE MY FUCKING PARENTS SCARED AND AFRAID THAT IM LIKE LYING DEAD IN A DITCH BUT I KNOW HE LOVES ME AND I LOVE HIM!!"
LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT!?!?! LIKE I KNOW I SHOULDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT RAPE BECAUSE ITS KINDA A TOUCHY SUBJECT BUT REALLY I COULD SAY "BREADSTICK" AND SOMEONE WILL BE IN THE COMMENTS LIKE "IM TRIGGERED!"
OK IM GETTING OFF TOPIC...
ANYWAYS! LIKE I DONT CARE IF DYLAN O FUCKING BRYAN WAS YOUR KIDNAPER, I JUST DONT GET THE LOGIC OF "OH LOOK THIS DYLAN O BRYAN ASS DUDE KIDNAPPED ME! HE TOOK ME AWAY FROM ME GETTING A EDUCATION, MY FAMILY, FRIENDS, COULD POSSIBLY GET ME PREGNANT, TAKING AWAY PRETTY MUCH MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE; BUT WAIT, HES HOTTER THAN THE SUN SO NOW IM IN LOVE!"
BITCH WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. EITHER SHE WAS ON MASSIVE DRUGS BEFORE SHE GOT KIDNAPPED OR THE KIDNAPPER HAS A FUCKING CUPID OVER HIS HEAD WHO MAKES HER FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM, YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS PROBABLY BOTH.
WELL, I THINK THATS ALL I CAN WRITE TODAY BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE ABOUT TO FALL OFF. IM KIDDING.
HELP! HELP! SEND HELP! ISIS KIDNAPPED ME! MY ADDRESS IS DYLAN O BRYAN IS THE HOTEST MAN ALIVE 69696969-
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