Dorm room

The dork

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Y-
mom what are you doing- ah grandma you to, come on I'm not even dressed. Come on son it's Monday the last week of your senior year and your birthday cheer up. Please just let me get dressed, OK, It'll help if you wait down stairs I don't need you helping me get dressed I am 18 today, I'm a big boy now. I said. Ok I will wait down stairs.

Honey I made your favorite pancakes peanut butter and banana! My mom said.
Mom those were my favorite pancakes when I was
like 5, but thanks any ways. Oh shoot I'm going to be late for school,
BUT YOU DID'NT EVEN TAKE A BITE OUT OF YOUR PANCAKES my mom said. PUT THEM IN THE FRIDGE I'LL COOK THEM WHEN I GET BACK, I yell back

Mmhh. (school bell rings) why did pertro show lexi and the kids mercy when he had the chance to kill them? (English teacher teaching) 'I answer', because he was actually a good guy but pretending to be a bad guy, then why did help kidnap the kids if he wanted to help them? (Bell rings)
Hey head gear how is it going with your parents divorce... hahaha Dork "the jocks say laughing at me"
Lets go luke, hannah says. why do you have to be such a jerk I can't help it he's a dork, Grow Up, come on Hannah it was joke Come Back!!!

Hey son how was school
Uh...usual, come on whats wrong you've been acting strange all morning what's going on, I'm nervous for tomorrow I'm scared its going to hurt when I get my head gear and braces removed, and what if I look even worse then i do now.
YOU WON'T I PROMISE YOU THAT I HAD HEAD GEAR ALL THROUGH MIDDLE SCHOOL, and when I got to highschool all the the guys wanted to jump my bones, grandma said walking into the living room, well pointing a butter knife at me with tuna on it, which smells like it just came from a cows behind, I said in my head.

and thats when I met your grandfather the second week of school I just couldn't take my eyes off him, and that night I asked him out and, that same night we made your mom, Ew, grandma ok TMI come on I didn't need to no that "I yelled in disgust". I promise you will look great, my mom said as she hugged me.

THE NEXT MORNING

blake, blake wake up you are not having your appointment today they had to cancel it. Mom I've been looking forward to this for months, I can't help that your orthodontist canceled, oh my gosh mom I'm never going to get a girlfriend looking like this, no college guy go's to college with braces that would be like a record. I'm just messing with you come on before we miss it. Thats so not cool mom hahaha, hahah very funny "I said".
2 HOURS LATER
Oh this is great, I told you, Grandma Said. Now just remember that you don't have to go to school looking like a nerd for the last few days of highschool, Mom. Mom says yelling at grandma, what. You no what he's not a nerd. Ok, Ok he's not a nerd, he's just a kid wore head gear, "Mom go put something in your mouth besides your behind" my mom says to grandma. You aren't a nerd now go in and lay down it is late ok. (Me walking away) I turn around I love you mom, I love you to son.