"Tonight I get to see Panic! At the disco fuckfuckfuckfuck I'mjmmkkhelp" i whisper to myself as I get ready for the night, 9 months after I bought the tickets and I defiantly wasn't ready. "Calm the fuck down you haven't even seen the guy yet" My best friend Stacey said through laughs, I'm almost ready but we only have 5 minuets before we had to leave.
We jump in the car , Stacey with keys and our sign and me with 3 bottles of Mountain Dew, some water and red bull because we're thirsty bitches😝😝👅💦💦👌🏻💦💦👅👅👅👅👅😆😆😆😆😆😆😩😩😩🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
After a gas stop, bathroom break and death of a squirrel we make it to the venue and see hundreds of Emos bend around the corner. Most had dyed hair with piercings and 10 pieces of merch on but these were my people they looked great. I hear someone shout my name and it's my friend Kelsey who arrived at 6am to get the closest bless. We sat down and waited for tye show to start it was the longest wait of my life
After a few hours of numerous screams from me and sing alongs the gates open and fuck the hunger games this was world war 3, limbs flying everywhere , spit flying around , shoes being thrown but somehow me and my bitches got to the front after crawling on the floor bless being short🙏🏻
The lights dimmed and for some reason half the line were in the sitting area so it was just us and about 50 other kids sitting cross legged on the floor just vibing yaknow so we just chilling when MYLOVE MY LIFE MY MAIN HOE MR BRENDON URIE CARTWHEELS OUT TI THE STAGE. It's all in a blink of an eye so I take a while process the fact that this , the man only metres away was the Man I read in fanfics, the man I spammed on Instagram , the man I listened to everyday🙏🏻. But then the light shines on him and HE HAS PURPLE FUCKING HAIR , Everyone around erupts into screams and "fuck me brendon"'s BUT HE LOOKS SO GOOD my friends scream and I'm sure I hear a moan BUT I LOSE IT I GO TO FULL ON MARLEY AND ME MODE AND START SOBBING HE LOOKS SO GO OD. "What's up fuckers we're panic! At the disco" and they break into don't threaten me with a good time . The crowd forms screams into "CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE" and of course me screaming through the tears. At the end of the song my ears are now practically bleeding but Kelsey grabs my arm and screams louder than I thought was possible "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING TO YOU ANSWER HIM" I'm bought back to reality and everyone is silent , I look up and Brendon Urie is centimetres from my face calling me to go up on the stage with him. Everyone pushes me and he picks me up onto the stage.
He leans close to my ear and whispers "I heard you screaming it was fucking sick and your sign is lit sing this next song with me" The drums smash, kenny smiles at me, Dallon the giraffe man waves and BRendon backflips next to me "MISS JACKSON MISS JAKSON MISS JACKSON ARE YOU NASTY" we sing in sync and I can't help myself but to pet it purple hair because it's hot as fuck. As my hand is having the time of its life the music stops and I hear "MISS JACKS- Sarah?" Sarah Urie comes running at me slaps me right across the face, she slaps me into 2017 and back again. She yells at me "BRENDON IS MINE I'VE SEEN YOUR FANPAGE I KNOW WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT HIM HE'S MINE BITCH WANNA FIGHT" so I roll up my sleeves about to go Kung fu panda on her as Ryan Ross makes an entrance shouting through sobs "REMEMBER MMMME BEEBO?? WHAT HAPPENED TOO US BEEBO???"
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