Fountain Of Youth

Finding Out

Destiny and cordynia are sitting in their chairs old and sick of children standing in their yard. They throw their canes at them and try to stand and kick them in their faces but they always fall cause their knees are so weak. Destiny and Cordynia sigh as they sat in their chairs and Destiny confessed "I'm tired of being old. Are you?" Cordynia looked at Destiny and said "yeah, we're just dying slowly in our chairs"

"yeah doing nothing but yelling at meddling kids"

"I have and idea" Cordynia said gasping

"what is it?"

"since we are just sitting here dying, we should make the best of it and do what we want to do"

"that's a great idea. So what first?"

"Ummm"

Destiny and Cordynia sat there thinking for one hour saying "uhhhh" then they went to sleep and snored.

~time skip~ (2 hours)

Cordynia woke up quick saying "jimminy crackers we should go to BINGO!"

Destiny woke up in Cordynia's yelling and said "what, what is it"

"we should go to bingo"

"oh you almost gave me a heart attack"

"I don't care get dressed" Cordynia stood up and went in the room to get dressed.

After they get dressed they leave and go to bingo. When they get there they hear music and see security guards standing out front with a long line to get in. Cordynia and Destiny just looked at each other and Destiny asked "is this bingo?"

"I don't know"

"what did you put on the GPS"

"uh I don't know"

"well let's go in"

When they get close to the doors one of the security guard stopped cordynia and Destiny and said "I.D"

Destiny hit the guard with her purse and said "does it look like I'm 16 or younger? No I'm 74 and so is Cordynia"

Destiny went in and Cordynia hit the guard too saying "we got wrinkles what you think, you kids need some sense"

After that they went in and saw kids twerking on other boys and the music was loud then Cordynia said "why these kids popping and locking, they need to read a book"

"preach" Destiny said raising her hand and the other on her cane"

After they both were walking complaining they met with a bar and took a seat. After they got to relax after looking for bingo the bartender said "here's a drink for you two old lady's"

"did he just call us old?!" Cordynia yelled

Then they drank their drinks and had sour faces

"What is this?" Destiny asked

The bartender looked towards the fountain behind him and pointed towards it

"That's water from the fountain of youth , some people say if you drink from it you become 24 years old" The bartender said mysteriously

"I'm sorry what did you say I turned my hearing aid off" Cordynia yelled

"I said, that's water from the fountain of youth, and some people say if you drink it you become 24 years old!" the bartender yelled into their ears.

"24?! I'm 74" Destiny said

The bartender groaned and mumbled "they'll find out tomorrow"

"I'm ready to leave. Are you?" cordynia said

"yeah let's go"

Cordynia and Destiny left in their car and went home.

~time skip~ (the next day)

Destiny wakes up and puts her robe on then goes in the kitchen to cook her an amlet.

Cordynia woke up and went in the kitchen for breakfast. When she goes in there she lays her head down on the counter. Destiny taps Cordynia and says "you need to learn how to cook, cause I'm always cooking you stuff"

"eh I'll just stick to baking" Cordynia answers

"can you pick your head up before you slobber all over the counter. Cordynia picks her head up and looks at Destiny then gasp. Destiny looked at Cordynia and gasped then they both said

-you look young
-you look young

-no you do
-no you do

After that they both go look in the mirror and scream

-ahhhhhh!
-ahhhhhh!

-we're young again!
-we're young again!

-ooh we're young again
-ooh we're young again

Then Destiny says "what happened"

"I don't know but I like it"

"me too but... What happened?"

"what was the last thing we drank last night?"

"Ummm... Oh last night the bartender gave us something to drink and was talking about 24"

"I wonder how long it last"

"Who gives a crap we're young again let's go kick some booty like we did in the good ole days!"

First they went to the fountain to get more water and give it to all of their friends.

They went down by the alphabet in their first names. They went to Emily, Lizzy then Zakyia. They gave them the drinks and told them what would happen.

"24?! I don't think that's possible" Lizzy said

"yeah and I think it's to disgusting to be a miracle worker" zakyia said

"well how do you explain why me and Cordynia are young again"

"I think it's possible. Anything is possible" Emily said acting like a rainbow is over her head

"these must be mask" Zakyia said pulling Destiny's skin

"ouch stop"

"ooh remember you said we should kick butts" cordynia said

"yeah"

"well let's give some to Hector, Franklin, Jaquinise, and Jeswano so we can kick their butts"

"ah great idea and since Hector will be young again his butt will be fatter"

"oh my gosh I can't believe you said that but I feel the same way"

"did you say kick butts again" Lizzy asked

"yeah"

"we haven't done that in ages"

"do you guys still remember the dance"

"yeah" they all said in unison

So They all started dancing but Cordynia and Destiny forgot Emily, Lizzy and Zakyia were still old

"ow my back" Zakyia yelped

"I've fallen and I can't get up" Lizzy said

"I think I broke something" Emily said

"remember when we were that old" Cordynia said

"yeah that sucked" Destiny said

Cordynia and Destiny walked off laughing. When they finally gave all of the butt dummies the fountain water they went back home and went to sleep waiting for tomorrow.