One day Squidward was walking down to the park. He saw something so beautiful. He wasn't sure what it was until he got closer. At that point he realized... IT WAS A PICKLE! A PICKLE!?!?! Squidward thought. When the Pickle saw Squid ward he jumped behind a trash can. The Pickle was confused of Squidwards actions. When the Pickle wasn't looking Squidward made a run for it back to his house.
*Phew* That was close.
Said Squidward
T..That Pickle is... GORGEOUS. I NEED THAT PICKLE TOO BE MINE. ALLL MINE!
The next day after throwing SpongeBob in a dumpster Squidward went back to the park and there he saw... the Pickle.
He started walking over to the pickle and said... H..Hello Uhh.. Pickle.
Squidward was very nervous and he started to sweat. the Pickle started to talk.
I thing I saw u before. Hmmm...
I Uhhhh.. Don't think we've m..m.met b..before haha...
Oh well okay then.
Your name is?
Oh I..I'm Sq..q.Squidward..haha...
Are u feeling okay Squidward? You seem very nervous.
Oh w..well I. Umm umm..
Yeees.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!
