The battles of Mythology!!

Chapter 1

I sighed. The teacher droned on and on and on. I hate school. Being confined and forced to learn things we will never use. Why will I use simultaneous equations for football? Football is a sport not maths. Get it right people!

She's still going on and on. The worst twenty minutes of my life. Wow. Now she's talking about her husband and kids. I don't care! I don't care about you or your life. Even my friend agrees.

Christina is the most wonderful girl I have met in the world. She is basically another version of me – But a woman. I love her to pieces but I'm such a wimp to ask her out. Even mum has said to do it. I have to do this.

What is better listening to the most boring story in my life or ask the girl I love out? Christina is more important.

"Psst, Christina" I whispered.

"What do you want?" said Christina moodily.

"You're as beautiful as a crocodile with makeup on."

Why did I say that? Just – why. She probably thinks I'm insane.

"Aww that's so sweet" said Christina whilst blushing. "You know what I love you and you are so, so cute. Will you go out with me Magni?

Oh. My. God. She said it. And she knows my name. That's impressive.

"Christina I love you to pieces and you're another version of me so... Yes!"

I did it. I was brave enough to say it and now my dream has come true.

Anyway, whilst miss blabber mouth won't shut up, Christina and I sneakily left the room. Miss was that occupied she didn't see us leave. I think she's secretly blind or deaf.

You may be asking why I hate miss, let me tell you why: 1.) she will never shut up. 2.) She hates me and 3.) She's really boring and lazy.

Now I mean lazy. She sits on her butt all day 24/7. Talking about her life and not maths. Like I care anyway. I hate maths and I hate her life. Literally I had to go to her house one day and all I did was sit on my butt doing nothing. Absolutely – NOTHING! And you guys know I'm not lazy I'm sporty. I'm so sporty that the trees are cheering me on. Miss is so lazy that she made ants go to sleep of boredom.

Any who, no more about miss. It's more about Magina, (that's are cute couple name together.) We had a long conversation to get to know each other and she asked about my dad.

I didn't know what to say because I don't have a dad. I don't want to lie to her.

"I...I don't have a father." I said panicking like mad.

"Oh. Is he – You know – Dead?"

"No. I just don't have a dad"

"Oh... I'm sorry"

I saw a tear roll down her cheek. That made me feel like she cared about me and the tear made me think about my dad and where he is. I then felt tears roll down my eyes.

Stop Magni, this is not like you. You don't cry. You're a man not a woman.

"URGHH"

I screamed in pain.

"Magni, you ok?" Christina asked worried about me.

I have never felt something like this before. It felt like I was in a weird vortex and that I can't escape. Everything was so blurry. Is that... No it can't be... I'm going insane I know I am. It's just a dream Magni, it's just a – URGHHH! Why is the pain getting worse? HELP! Why are you screaming no one can hear you? I looked down my body and saw weird things. Woah was that a force coming out my hands. A Wind force? No it's not. HELP!

I suddenly feel more intelligent. Ha you wish Magni. Your dumb not smart. URGHHH! Why me... Just tell me... why – ME!

Christina I'm here. I'm fine Christina. She can't hear you Magni. I know I'm going... URGHHH! Now the pain is getting bad. What's going on? HELP! PLEASE! URGHHH! I can suffer the pain, it doesn't bother me. URGHH! No I can't. HELP! I know this is a dream. Please be a...

I woke up in a bed, but it wasn't mine.

"Where... where am I?" I said to myself

Christina are you there. Mum? Talking about mum, I can't tell her about this. It's probably nothing and its excitement pains because of Magina. It won't happen again, I know it won't.

BA-DING!

A message from Christina. What does she want? I replied, "I'm fine Christina it's probably growing pains or something." I can't believe what she said. She... she... saved me. I never knew. "Please come over and tell me what happened." She replied asking where I was. "Umm. I don't know. I think I'm at the hospital or something. I'm so confused, help."

Why am I here, it's just growing pains everyone! I know it is. Please don't say that. Why are you saying this? Please just – SHUT UP!

"Magni you okay?"

It was Christina, looking pale and scared that I've gone insane. Please Christina don't look at me like that.

"Can you tell everyone to stop talking about me?"

"No one is Magni" replied Christina.

I must be going insane. I must be.

"Magni?" said Christina sadly.

"Yes my dear."

Why did I say that? We've only been going out for a day and I'm already calling her dear. Shut up Magni.

"I'm going to ignore you said that." Christina said moodily. "Please tell me what happened and what you felt."

"I can't it's... Complicated."

I'm gutted I can't tell her. But I know that she'll carry on until I tell her.

"Please Magni."

"Ok fine... Well what happened was..."