Zodiac Signs

Zombie Apocalypse

Aries: Makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble.

Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food.

Gemini: Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby.

Cancer: Gets lots done but complains that they have to do everything.

Leo: Constantly upset their hair is oily.

Virgo: Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant.

Libra: Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood.

Scorpio: Happy knowing they can kill without guilt.

Sagittarius: Must prove they can kill the most zombies.

Capricorn: Finds an actual safe place to hide.

Aquarius: Starts daydreaming then gets bit.

Pisces: Cries.