Jedtavius

I'm taller

Light=Octavius  Bold=Jedidiah  Underlined=Larry

"Hello there friend!"

"I AM OCTAVIUS, ROMAN RULER IN A ROMAN EMPIRE...IN A ROMAN CITY"

"Goodness boy, you say Roman to much and you aren't a ruler you're just a Roman."

"WHY MUST YOU HATE ON ME?"

"Why must you yell?"

"..I-I want to look good for my people.."

"What people?"

"The ones reading our book of course!"

"I knew this was a mistake, writing this book with you, it's gonna be harder then trying to shoot Larry."

"(Laughing) It is pretty funny watching you trying to hurt him"

"(Sighs) Just don't yell..and why are you laughing? Your sword does just as much damage as my guns do."

"I'll have you know my sword can-...you win..."

"That's what I thought, anyways what are we even supposed to write in here?"

"Umm..well you know I never really thought about that..mmm...I don't know.."

"Why don't we write about the Wild West?"

"Or we could write about my Roman city adventures!"

"Yeah, yeah..we could, but the West is better so we are going to write about my idea."

"Just like that? You get the last call? I still say that we should write about MY idea, but you know we should do the best idea...*Cough* mine *Cough*"

"We should do MY idea because I'm older."

"What? You are not older! "

"I was made in the factory first."

"You don't know that!"

"Oh wee boy,..but I do."

"YOU ARE NOT OLDER!"

"You are funnier then a road lizard when you're mad. Anyways, I might not be older, per say....But...I AM taller so, I win.

"Now that has to be a joke because I am ODIOUSLY taller then you cowboy."

"Am too!"

"I am!"

"You know I'm taller then you so you wear than broom on your head for extra height!"

"Now that was too far!"

"You're right, I'm sorry...that-that was crossing a line."

"It was."

(Jed nodded)".....But I am taller, you know that?"

"That's it,...LARRY!"

"Now why are you calling gigantor?"

"Just wait, LARRYYYYYYYYY! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRY, LARRY, LA-"

"What?!"

"Who's taller?"

"Why?"

"Oh just answer the dang question gigantor!!"

"Hey what did I say about calling me that, teeny"

(Jedidiah scowls at Larry)

"Well who is it?"

(Larry looked at both of them knowing that if he answered the question it might start another tiny war, and he didn't need that.)

"Well?"

Larry answered "Me." Then left the room.