Chapter 1 and Only: Rawr

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-written by PuffythePufferfish46

 One morning a turtle was walking. Then it magically had babies. One of the babies hatched when it popped out. It said Rawr! just kidding I'm only a turtle. Later that evening more babies hatched. When a turtle named David Tennant hatched it was eaten by a frog. Then a magical unicorn came flying from the sky. It said meow! Then the unicorn was eaten by a spider. More turtles hatched. The special one that said RAWR was riding a motorcycle. With some bad a** shades on. The mother was popping more babies. Over 1 million babies popped out into pink eggs. But there was one egg that was yellow! That yellow egg hatched and a magical flying turtle popped out into the beautiful world. Matt Smith was holding his sonic screw driver watching this beautiful sight happen. Then the Tardis hatched out one of the pink eggs. It said do we oooo! Matt Smith was like whoa and ran into the Tardis and stole it from Peter Capaldi. Then the spider starting pooping rainbows from eating the unicorn. Then Emily and Sammi were just sitting on the couch eating potato chips watching Ninjago. Then a chicken walked and turned off the TV. Emily and Sammi were sad. So they walked outside and did a triple backflip into a pool of lava. They came out of it hotter than they were already. The sexy hot. Jack-Jack was like OMG IS DAT REALLY SAMMI~CHAN. THE END

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