Once upon a time, in the Land if Sizzle, there was a Sacred Waffle. It was protected in the Kingdom of Waffles, the largest kingdom of Sizzle. The sacred Waffle was magic. Some say it makes you invisible, others say it makes you fly, but the legend says that if you eat one small crumb, you will never go hungry again, but no one really knows.
One summer afternoon, Queen Waffle was taking a stroll in her palace. As she looked down the hard butter road, she saw Queen Muffin, the ruler of the Muffin Kingdom, heading for the gate. Queen Muffin was evil, and everyone in the land knew.
She yelled,” Let me in! Let me in!” as she hit the gate with all of her force. When she did that the whole Waffle Kingdom went into a lockdown. Waffle soldiers lined up around the perimeter while waffle people held their waffle children in terror.
“Why are you here?” cried out King Pancake, the Waffle Queen’s husband.
“I want the Sacred Waffle! I know you’ve hidden it somewhere in your kingdom!” Queen Muffin screamed.” I want the power it possesses!” Just when she said that, King Bacon arrived in his ham carriage. He was very fat. The Muffin Queen took one glimpse at him and fainted right on the spot, thinking he would slip and fall on, crushing her. The gates opened and let King Bacon in since Queen Waffle and him had made plans for tea that day. As the gates opened, a stray waffle cat escaped the kingdom. She was very hungry and would almost eat anything. That’s when she saw Queen Muffin lying there. Her mouth watered just thinking about muffins. Muffins were her favorite food. In one bite, she ate Queen Muffin. From that day forward, Queen Muffin and the Muffin Kingdom never bothered anyone else again, and lived happily ever after. THE END
