CHAPTER 1

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ahh what a beautiful kingdom to rule...you think to yourself.

mom: Y/N DEAR!!!

you: yes mother?

mom: com here! we are trying to get husband options for you that you might like!

you: oooh~ sounds like fun!

mom: yep!

you: am not getting married for years though, right?

mom: of course darling!

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~later that evening~

you: *rings bell* RUN ME A SHOWER!!!!!!

servant: y-yes ma'am! *runs bath*

you: THIS IS NOT A SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A BATH!!!!

servant: ...s-sorry....it wont happen again..

you: DO YOU REALISE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO LIVE IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT AND SERVE ME!?

servant: yes...i-i do

you: THEN IF YOUR GOING TO SERVE ME DO IT RIGHT!!!!!

servant: y-yes...of course

you: TOO BAD CAUSE YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!

servant: yes...of course...im sorry...

you: NOW GO CHANGE OUT OF THAT OUTFIT AND BACK INTO YOUR RAGS!!!

servant: yes...*leaves*

you: its so hard to find good help nowadays... BUUTLEEEEERRRRR!!!!!

butler: yes?

you: we need a new servant

butler: i will get right on that!

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~2 days later~

you: what the f*** is that?!

you see an obviously very poor man dressed in rags happily eating some expensive food

???: what the f*** is that!? *point to you*

you: excuse me!

??? *in sarcastic voice* oHHhh I'm sOoooOO SORRY!!!! dId ioffENd THe GREAT princESS??

you: *doesn't realise he is sarcastic* yes you did and you should be sorry!

???: ....*mumbles* wow our kingdom is screwed if this idiots gonna be queen....*stops mumbling* its called sarcasm you pabo!

you: ???sarcasm???

???: see....idiot! its when someone says something in a mocking way and doesn't mean the words witch are coming out of that persons mouth. example: sarcasm: OUR CONTRY IS AWESOME! WE HAVE THE BEST PRINCESS! not sarcasm: i. hate. your. guts

you: BUTLER!!!

butler: yes?

you: who is this!?

butler: that is park jimin. he is your new servant.

jimin: surprise motherf***er.


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