i had a good idea for a lawlight fic and i would write it but i suck at committing to do work and it would be emotionally exhausting for me to write bc lawlight u know its gay and emo and light yagami in his emo phase thats obviously a thing ok why else would he be turned on by murder with his 2005 lowkey fringe hair like thats emo af light
can we discuss light yagami and how gay he is bc he is really quite gay oh god i just had flashbacks to cute college aus oh my god i love coffee shop aus theyre so cliché most of the time but so sweet and cute but since its lawlight u know someone is probably gonna fucking die but its ok bc like lawlight and once i read a coffee shop au where light was blind and it made my life here i will link it to u: counting the coffee drip:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2716049?view_adult=true
arent i great i have lots of fics i love handicap fics but they make me emo and i dont want to remember my emo phase wait i watched dn in my emo phase nvm i love dn it is the reason i breathe
anyway back to light yagami and how he ruined my life and led me here
fuck light yagami
but also fuck light yagami u feel
hes a massive cunt why couldnt he just forget his memories forever o yeaa we need like plot and stuff it cant just suddenly become gay not that it wasnt already i mean episode 25 had that massage thing and that was quite homo bro but also in the original japanese manga when light & L first got handcuffed together and misa was arguing w them u know aizawa said that they were acting gay or something of that sort that was the translation anyway and idk about u but i agree w aizawa lawlight is definitely gay
no im not fucking done ok im gonna continue bc lights a fag and everyone must know it #lightyagamiisafaggotawareness ok its important to me
anyway other things that prove the gay of dn
misa was all like "lol L why are u handcuffed to my bf r u gay omg r u the uke or the seme #therealquestions" but like in the anime she literally said "so this is what u meant by spending 24 hours a day with him? looking at u i never wouldve guessed. are u on that side of the fence ryuzaki?" yes i literally memorized a lot of scenes from dn dont kinkshame me i am v srs about my dn knowledge
ok but i love misa amane like shes so cute and remember when she wore that rlly showy pink dress yes that was bomb i live for misa ok when she wore that she went into the detective room ((this is after ep 25 btw so light is quite emo looking w his suit n tie n his sleepless eyes omg bro that sounds like a poem this is why i got accepted into writing school)) she said "i'll go to bed by myself then. i promise not to be naughty" or something like that ok and all the other dudes were like "dAmmmn boi" and light was like "lolnoimgaybutimurderedmyboyfriendlolohyeahandkiraandstuffletscatchthatdude" and im like wow light ur a faggot
my friend wrote a story for drama class awhile back and it involved matts death and i wanted to cry
another friend also used light death u know heartattack on a staircase and i wanted to punch her bc bRo that isnt cool i dont want to remember that except i do bc the end credits are my life ok the final creds so light is dying and im crying and ryuks all like "well i guess this means no more apples so time 4 this gay to die" and writes his name and stuff and lights like slowly dying and sad piano music and misas on a bridge and theoretically gonna kill herself and im still crying and then L fucking lawliet is standing in front of light like hes a ghost or a hallucination of lights or some shit idk bc no one fucking confirmed it like fuck u Tsugumi Ohba thats rude af i wanna know what u did to my gays
anyway so as i was saying fucking hell i love misa amane also light yagami but u know what i also hate light yagami hes a crusty bitch lol light maybe if u stopped abusing and killing ur bfs and gfs they wouldnt kill themselves oh wait u killed ur bf does this even make sense no i shall eliminate that with suitable emojis for this topic 💦😫🍆👏🏻🔞💞😰 yeah that sums it up nicely
anyway mikami was obviously gay he probably sucked lights dick he was like "god i will do all u ask!1!!" "get me off i killed my last boyfriend and misas a girl im a fag lol" "yes my lord" ((black butler vibes right there mhM did u sense that)) wow im such a weeb also can we discuss death note more i wish i could just start a hude group chat w a ton of u that enjoy dn and we could all discuss dn bc u know its why i breathe ok i mean i also breathe bc no i cant think of any other reasons just dn tbh oops
my cat just jumped over me and kicked me in the face i feel betrayed by this pussy rip me
ok but holy shit did u guys see the dn drama that shit was homo af like,, light rubbed his thumb on L's hand and that was a gay moment but it gets gayer bc that shower scene and when light murdered his bf he basically kissed his cheek and thats gay
oh god have u guys seen the musical i should show u the lyrics to my fave duet its called "playing his game" but it can also have its title translated to "inside of him" and if that isnt gay i dont know what is really
i could write a book about dn lets be real i am such trash
light didnt ruin my life he did much worse he destroyed it no wait i need a better word i cant think of one i tooka four hour nap earlier i stillcant even anyway think of a word no wait ill just pull up dictionary.com or something but boy do i love death note like fuck me man
can i get a misa amane body pillow i think thats a necessity to mylife
