101 ways to kill Umbridge

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Desicamber i do not own harry potter.If I did I would have put snarry and make harry dark and make harry the heir of the founders.
warning,this is my first Fanfic. I did one on anthor Website but it was terrible and if words are not correct,sorry.I DID COPY SOME FANFIC.The starting point I did.Here the fic
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/3927292/1/101-Ways-to-Kill-Umbridge I do give full credit to the person that made that.

This list is the sole property of the one and only Ron Weasley. So if anyone else is reading this, hands off! (Unless of course you happen to hate Umbridge as much as I do). (Or if you happen to be Harry Potter or Hermione Granger, in which case, feel free to add your own ideas to the list).

(Before he starts, I, Miss Hermione Granger, would like to add that although I thoroughly believe that teachers should be respected and admired, Professor Umbridge is a cow and so I am making an exception).

(A cow?! Wow, you really hate her don't you?)

(Yes, Ronald, I do).

(That's only because you think she's going to make you fail your O.W.L.s. Not that I don't agree of course. Anybody who makes me cut my own skin is a cow.)

(Thank-you for your support, Harry.)

(Anytime.)

(Right, well now we've old had that jolly little conversation, do you think we could start? Because otherwise we're going to run out of parchment.)

(Sorry Ronald.)

(And please stop calling me Ronald).

(Sorry Ronald.)

(You can be right pain sometimes Hermione, you know that don't you?)

(I thought you wanted to start?)

(I do.)

(Then what's stopping you, Ronald?)

(I'm just going to ignore that.)

(That's right mate, don't let her get to you.)

(You do realise you didn't answer the question, Ronald?)

(Shut-up, Hermione.)

1.Make her write "I believe the dark lord is back" with a blood quill until the message can't heal. R.W

2.Give her to the dark lord.H.P

(Really Harrry)

(Shut up hermione)

3.Trap her with werewolves on the full moon.(Because she hates half pbreeds)H.G

4.carve" I wish I'm smart
as Hermione Granger and pretty as Harry Potter" and back of her hand until she die of blood loss.H.G

(how much did Harry pay u)

(nothing)

(Okay,Hermione you have a crush on me )

5.Put her in an enclosed room with Fred and George and release twenty boxes of bludgers. R.W . This was a copy down down 🙃

6.make her ride a broom and curse it to make her Fall and die .H.P

7.Trap her in the room with the twins she die of annoyance.R.W

8.Trap her in the devil snare.She die from freaking out to much.N.L

(True that)

(Oh shut up Ron and hey Neville)

9.put poison in her drink.H.G

10. Avada Leaves.H.P

Author note I ran out the of ideas and it was midnight.