Harley and Joker one shots

He's mine. Im his.

Harley's POV
I woke up and once again he was gone.
Oh well, Mista J has work to do.

I got out of bed and walked down stairs. Well he ain't home.

I sat down on the dark purple couch in the living room and turned on the Flat screen.

"NO!......I... Told you.. you kill him AFTER you ask the question! How many times do I have to TELL YOU!" I hear the door slam followed by an angry sigh
Uh oh J isn't happy.
"Haaaaarrrleeeyyyyy!" He called clearly stressed.
I hoped up from the couch.
"Hiya puddin!" I ran to him and wrapped my arms around his neck hugging him.
"Ya ya ya hello" he pushed me away "can you get daddy his car keys" he said rubbing his temples.
"Sure thing puddin" I said skipping up the stairs to our room and grabbing his lime green and purple car keys then bounced back down the stairs.
"Here ya go" I smiled holding them out to him.
He made an annoyed groan and took them before he opened the door and walked out side.

"Hmm I wanna go!" I said out loud. "Oh Mista J!" I called out as I open the door.
"Whaaaat Harley?" He looked over his shoulder at me.
"Can I come too? It's boring with out ya home" I run after him.
He rolled his eyes and growled.
"Fine"
"YAY!!!" I hopped in the car. He got in and sped off.
"Where we goin?" I looked out the window.
"Harley. Please... Shut. Up." he said sternly not taking his off the road
"Yes sir" I sat up straight and looked out the front window. I reached over to turn the radio on but he smacked my hand away.

"leave it alone" he said once again. I pulled my hand away and held it against my chest. I turned in the seat to have my back to him slightly, and I pulled my legs up in the seat with me and watched the buildings fly by.

I flinched slightly as his hand rested on my thigh, he looked over at me. I ignored him. "Harley, baby im sorry I snapped at you and hit your had." he said sweetly taking my hand away from my chest and kissed it, then reached over and turned my chin to face him. I looked into his bright green eyes. "Daddy's had a stressful day. After I make this run would you like to go out? To dinner or the club?" his hand rested on my thigh again.

A smile grew on my face. "Can I wear my dress?" I turned to face him cheerfully. He looked over at me with a smirk. "of Corse you can"

•a few hours later•

We pulled into the driveway and I hurried out of the car and into the house. He followed in his normal pace.

I was already upstairs and had clothes everywhere by the time he got up to the room. He walked over and got out his gold suit, black shoes, and black under shirt. I had already gotten undressed so I stood up from my mess of clothes and held my black sparkly dress against my body and looked in the mirror.

"puddin, do you think this one will be okay?" I spun around to see him staring at me, then he took in a deep breath. "yes" he said and put his belt on. I slipped it on and adjusted it, it was short tight and sleeveless. I walked barefoot to the bathroom and did my hair and makeup.

I walked out as he was putting his jacket on and walked by him to get my heels, but he grabbed me by my waist and spun me around, and looked me up and down. "your simply stunning" he said before kissing me hard. I giggled and pushed him away making my groan. "your gonna mess up my make up" I smiled and checked my lipstick in the full body mirror as I put my black high heels on.

We walked into the club and as we walked over to his booth area, the crowed moved out of the way and made sure not to touch either of us. Girls were practically drooling when they looked at him. He dose look very nice tonight. One girl had a smirk on her face as we walked by. I glared at her over my shoulder but she only did the same thing back.

We took our seats and looked out at the people.

We ordered drinks and a man walked over for J. My attention snapped to the dance floor as my favorite song came on. "go" I shivered as J whispered by my ear. I immediately got up and hurried out.

As I was dancing guys got closer to me, so I decided id have some fun and let them. I danced with them and I could easily tell many girls were getting jealous, I was only worried about one person in particular. I have had enough of these guy they started to get to close and handsy, I saw the girl from early dancing with some other girls, glare at me. I looked over to our seat and saw he wasn't there. I started to panic I cant get away from these guys that girl is gone, J is gone. I franticly looked around, I jumped as hands grabbed my waist when a guy gets this close I freak out, I've had a bad past with places like this and guys.

I nearly yelled out for Mista J but I relaxed. "Its me baby" he said loud enough for me to hear then kissed my neck. I continued to dance, he held my hips against him as I ran my hands through my hair. The girl walked over and whispered something to him making his grip on my hips loosened and my heart sank until he spun my around and held me close to him again. he smirked. "Im good, you can leave" her jaw dropped.

"Your gonna choose this insane slut over me? *she chuckled* c'mon J my body's way better then this B*tches." she grabbed his hand off of my back. He closed his eyes and let out an angry sigh. His grip on my waist tightened.

"im going to give you to the count of 3 to get your nasty hand off of me and to get your ass out of my club. because 1.." her eyes get wide has his get darker "you NEVER call Harley Quinn a slut or b*tch." She stepped back "2...what makes you think you can touch me?....and 3" she ran at 3.

"That's better" he said and we went back to dancing.