Misadventures (A Memoir) #JustWriteIt

Misadventure 1

Let's get something straight; This is not going to be some bull shit filled essay about how one small event changed my life for the best and made me a better person. This essay is about how one event royally fucked up my already screwed up life for a long period and made me into the cynical, rude and obnoxious arse hole that I am today. This is the classic tale in which a person witnesses an event they think they understand but have no idea what the fuck is going on. This is the story of little 14-year-old, dumbass me who single-handedly managed to fuck up her best friend's relationship with her boyfriend, lost said best friend and was never treated with any respect nor kindness for over a year by the vast majority of the ignorant ass holes around me. This is just one of my many misadventures.

So before we delve into the juicy story, I should probably give you some background information. The 4 main players in this story are as follows; Sophia, my best friend since second grade and killer flute player, Gabriel, Sophia's boyfriend that I hated ever since she started dating him, some rat face bitch named Carter who you'll find out more as you read, and 14-year-old semi-asshole me, Mikayla Pacheco. Now at this day and age, I had a bad habit of thinking I know everything, which is still mostly correct. I also never really could think of other possible reasons behind people's actions and always went off of what I saw rather than what was going on. I always figured I was right, and everyone else was wrong. Yes, one could argue that this is still true, and I do still think this correct, but that is beside the point. For now, let us just get this over with.

On this particular day, Sophia, Gabriel, and I were staying after to school for a Band lock in along with this other trumpet playing bitch that I had never met before named Carter. When the 7th-period bell rang- and after my Maths teacher had stopped bitching at me- I made my way down to the band hall. As I walked, I could hear someone following behind me. I gave a little smirk to myself and yelled "Underoos!" Within seconds, my little blonde haired friend jumped on my back and yelled into my fucking ear "Pantera bitch!" Now, yes Sophia and I did this every day, and this did not take me off guard. However, never had Sophia screamed so loud into my ear before so, being the insane sane person I am, I judo flipped her right over my back and into the wet ground. She layed there for 5 minutes solid, laughing, crying and groaning all at the same time (It was way weirder than it sounds.)

So anyways, after greeting each other like normal human beings and dropping our shit off at the band hall, Sophia had to leave for tutorials which ended up forcing me to talk to her annoying, fagot lipped, limped dick, flexible tempo dipshit that she called her boyfriend for way longer that I wanted to. Thankfully, he had the sense to leave after 5 minutes of me telling him "I do not care." every time he went to start talking to me. So I decided "Hey it is nice outside! Why not get some fresh air?" I walked outside, attempted to climb a tree, immediately regretted said effort, and practiced my still dreadful marching technique. After that, I flipped off my teachers that I actively detested and got into an insult fight with this little shit named Alex. Deciding that I had had enough excitement for the day, I sat down in the bleachers of my Junior high's small and useless football field. For the time I was there, I contemplated my life's decisions and thought of why I was such a bad person these days. Then I immediately stopped caring because that is just who I am and I refuse to change that. All was quite until I saw to people sharing a terrible interment hug and talking quietly. Since they were acting so suspiciously, I decided to get a better view. And would you believe whom I saw?

There, hugging Carter was that narcissistic waste of space Gabriel, who if you recall was dating my best friend. When I saw this piece of shit hugging someone who was not Sophia you better believe I got all fired up. I got more pissed off than an English teacher when they see commas used incorrectly. Without saying a single word, I ran back inside the school and went hunting for Sophia. "She has to know she is dating a cheating scum bag," I told myself as I looked for her. Finally, I found her in the bathroom talking to her mom about some bullshit that was not as important as what I had to say. I think it was something about her dog dying, but hey like I said, not important. When she finally hangs up on her mom, she turns to me and asks "What the fuck do you want, mate?" Immediately I jump into my story. "Ok so you are not going to believe this but the piece of shit, Gollum looking motherfucker that you call a boyfriend is cheating on you. I saw him with Carter at the back of the football field being all secretive and hugging all intimately." She was apparently shocked by this news and continued to ask me question as we walked back to the band hall. I mean she talked the entire time. It took all my kindness not to tell her to shut the fuck up.