1. Ask what Trump's hair is made of.
2. Run up on the podium and announce that 'Chicken Farts Smell Better' should be everybody's slogan.
3. When the guy you're not voting for comes on stage, announce, "Exit Like Brexit!"
4. Act as though it is the funniest thing ever.
5. Rip Trump's hat off and announce, "You're ruining it! You're ruining it!"
6. When Fiorina falls off the stage, announce, "Falling for Cruz much?"
7. Make ten million terrible election puns over somebody's speech. Double points if it's Cruz!
8. Insist that Trump and Rubio should 'have a bit of alone time'.
9. Wink.
10. Insult Carly Fiorina when Trump is giving a speech about guns and is currently holding a gun he can use.
Hi! I'm really glad you're reading this fic! I'm co-writing with @PoliticsWeirdo now, who BTW made the Trumporina references, so that's why the style is a bit different! Please comment below because... I'm bored and I love hearing from you guys!
Okay, hey, in case you guys haven't heard of me, it's @PoliticsWeirdo typing now (extremely quickly, as Maple Tree says) with this hideous underline on her font. I write political comedy, so if you could check out my fics (and/or horrible Oreo status updates) that would be great. Until then, stay cool and do these things.
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How to Die In The Elections 2016
HumorBecause there are some real douches in the Election that can rip your head off... All credit goes to my friend @PoliticsWeirdo, who basically bugged me to write this fic, so thanks for being annoying! No, I'm just kidding, she's ace and she writes S...
