Daily Life Of Caloom And 500 Years Of Winter

Caloom

Girl hatin on Caloom seying "WTF"

Caloom: hey guyzzz

Fuck u caloom

Sparkle: omg i am liek ur numba juan fan doe

Storm: *dead* stfu hoe he is mine lol

Sparkle: i hate caloom smh

Calum:fuCK U MATE

Caloom: *flips hair* stfu I iz fabulous

Caloom: look at mah tush

Girl fangirling bc she read "Liz"
Other girl seying "Damn"

Calum: I have a better ass.

Caloom: u wish lel

Calum: I existed b4 u

Caloom: but I am the betta
version m8

Calum: You ain't even Australian

Calum: so fUCK OFF MATE
#AussiePride

Caloom: bc I am asian lol

5SOS fangirls screeching at their 5SOS disliker frend 4 making dat joke.

Caloom: i'm asian stfu pls

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alum: caloom ur band is fake

Girl seys " I'm just-"

Caloom: Dunt talk bout 5EOE

Girl:LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS, MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD, CALUM THOMAS HOOD, AND ASHTON FLETCHER IRWIN ARE THE REAL DEAL.

Caloom: 5EOE is better

Calum: nah 5SOS

Girl relating to what Calum sed

Caloom: Lewk, Michelle, and Ashdaddy r better.

Girls screaming bc of what this 5SOS disliker just said "omgeh Ashdaddy is teh onleh juan I haz respect for"

Calum: Ashton is daddy tho

Caloom: lewk is bae

Girl screaming "CALEWK IS NOT REAL OK CAKE IS"
Girl screaming "CALEWK IS REAL AF."
Other girl, "CAKE IS BETTER." and so on. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

Girl talking about what 5EOE's name shall be.
Girl seying "lol no its 5EOE"

Caloom: we be naming it 500YOW now lmao thnks

Girl saying yw

Caloom: Ashdaddy is Ashdaddy.

Girl saying "Ashton is daddy"
5SOS disliker (me) complaining about these references and how she knew them.
*5SOS disliker inserts image*

Girl hatin on Caloom (again) seying "I prefer Calvin the Asian over CALOOM."

Calum: dunt forget about my brother, Caylum.

Girl shaking her head bc its "CAH-LUM"

Caloom: actually, its spelled Calum but we don't want to confuse anyone lol

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Caylum: yass

Ashdaddy: stfu Caloom I'm the only fabu one here imposter

Girl agreeing that Ashdaddy is the only one who isn't a hoe.

Ashdaddy: *poses* yass

Girl offending Ashdaddy by saying he's daddy #2

Ashdaddy: *le gasp* OKAY WHO DA HELL IS DADDY NUMBA JUAN?

Girl explaining that Ashton is #1 daddy and dat he da best.

Ashdaddy: *le dramatic cri* I su sad now :(

Girl apologyzing and seying he still daddy.

Ashdaddy: thnks lmao

yw

Ashdaddy: I'm leaving teh band Caloom. Yall don't appreciate my daddyness lol

Girl agreeing saying that Ashdaddy os too daddy to be in 500YOW

Ashdaddy: yea lol i'm joining teh Sparkling Dazzles.

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