Hello. So in this book we will be posting crazy shit from online or that we have experienced. If you want to be in our book then too bad. Nah, just kidding. If you want to be in this book then please comment in the comment box or message us. Thank y...
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Okay. You may be wondering, did she seriously search up "Crazy Shit". And I'm gonna say yah. 'Cause I did search that up and the picture above is clearly our topic right now, let's get started.
Ok so on the cover there is a Barbie doll skirt. Let's talk.
So first of all it's a skirt made of NAKED BARBIES. The Barbies aren't even clothed. It was simple enough to take the clothes off. Why not just buy matching outfits for all of them? But no your gonna make me walk around with naked Barbies hanging from my waist.
They are all blonde too. People making these are like 'nah we don't want variety we want one type and that's blonde'. Eh no. That's being racist, I think. Anyway come on people mix it up. Throw some brunettes on there. Create a new trend. Not that you haven't cause clearly you have.
People are buying this shit. 19.99 is the cost. What they couldn't round up? No they wanted to be modest with the cost. We will let you keep the penny. HELL NO. If I wanted one of these I would bargain about 5 dollars. Basically because I could make my own. I mean they have them in stock but fuck it I'm making my own. All you do is get cardboard, spray paint it white, hot glue elastic to it, then hot glue the Barbies upside down. BAM. I blew your mind.
Don't even get me started on how comfortable that girl looks. It's so casual. Like hey you wanna touch the NAKED BARBIE ON MY SKIRT, HOW ABOUT WE GO TO LUNCH AND TALK ABOUT IT. Fuck no. Not to mention that that skirt is low key too revealing. It's like ten inches above her knee people. I don't know if you can see it or not but the Barbies only cover so much.
Lastly, they have a store where you can buy these. What did you think I overlooked that part. HELL NO I DID NOT. They have this thing down at the bottom that says 'may be subject to copyright'. Listen I don't know what that means but if I get one of those skirts then it better look like the fucking picture.
FUCKING RANT.
Anyway this has been Sydney. Love y'all melons. Boo bye.
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