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There is a kid in kindergarten he went to school one day and the teacher asked him
Teacher: I want you to tell me the first 5 letters of the alphabet tomorrow
Kid: ok
The kid goes home he sees his sister talking on the phone
Kid: big sis what is the first 5 letters of the alphabet
Big sis: shut up
The kit walks to the living room he sees his little brother watching batman on the little tv
Kid: little brother what is the first 5 letters of the alphabet
Little brother : (not paying attention) NAH NAH NAH NAH NA BATMAN !!!!!
He walks into his dads mancave and he is watching football on his big tv
Kid: what is the firs 5 letters of the alphabet
Dad: (chanting) 64! 64! 64!
He goes to the kitchen his mom is making hamburgers
Kid: mom what is the first 5 letters of the alphabet
Mom: my buns are burning ! My buns are burning !
The kid goes to school the next day his teacher asks ok what is the first 5 letters of the alphabet
Kid: shut up
Teacher: who do you think you are
Kid: NAH NAH NAH NAH NA! BATMAN !
Teacher: go to the office right now
The kid goes into the hallway he has to go to the bathroom first
The janitor walks by the bathroom he here's someone going UNG
Janitor: how manny turds are you making in there
Kid: 64! 64! 64!
Janitor: gosh are you ok?
Kid: MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BUNING

Lol plz vote



Yo mama so dumb when she got a job at the m&m factory she through out all the w's

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