Harry Potter and Percy Jackson Facebook Chats

Chapter 17

~Nemo updated his status~

I found daddy's diaries!

~comments~

Percy Jackson: They aren't diaries they're journals!

Annabeth Chase: mmhm

Megan Revis: HE'S GIRLY!!!!!!!

Grover Underwood: Percy when did you become so girly?

Percy Jackson: MY MOM MADE ME WRITE THEM!!!!

Sally Jackson: Yup. There should be one for each year at camp.

Nemo: I see six!!!!!!!!!!! 5 thick and one thin!! (A/N the thick ones are from the 1st series and that thin one is from the demigod files. there are also two from the demigod diaries and another one in the demigod files but they dont have anything to do with camp, and they're not during the summer.)

Annabeth Chase: Wow Percy you wrote down everything that happened.......

Nemo: The diaries say that he has a crush on you and that you look good in Greek battle armor and that he was jealous when you talked about how you spent time with Luke (the evil guy) and Thalia (the scary lady)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megan Revis: Really Percy really? NO ONE looks good in battle armor. I mean look at the Aphrodite kids. Even they cant make it work.

Emma Jones: Yeah..They look like chubby metal barbies.

Percy Jackson: NEMO!!!!

Annabeth Chase: Im going to rip out my eyeballs, eat them, and then barf them up.

Emma and Megan: GROSS!

Hermione Granger: DO IT!! YAY! DIE!

Annabeth Chase: NVM

Hermione Granger: AWWW!

~Annabeth Chase logged off~

Thalia Grace: SCARY LADY?!?!?!?

Nemo: *breaks into song* Oh oh here she comes, watch out or she'll chew you up! Oh oh here she comes-

Thalia Grace: -_-

Leo Valdez: IT'S A -

Thalia Grace: *punches Leo's face*

Emma and Megan: NO! LEO!

Thalia Grace: He's fine...I think

Emma Jones: ...

Thalia Grace: >:P

Megan Revis: SCARY LADY!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SHE KILLED MY LOVER!!!

Emma Jones: No! He's MINE!!!!!! *fights with Megan Revis over Leo Valdez*

Megan Revis: *fights with Emma Jones over Leo Valdez* *gets so mad and stops fighting*

~Megan Revis logged off~

Thalia Grace: >.<

Emma Jones: Serves you right! Knocking out Leo like that...

~Nemo updated his status~

Sometimes I think I'm more related to mommy than daddy. I mean look at me and mommy. We're so hot and he's so.............. NOT. Plus we're more smarticleist. * tries to drink Kool-Aid with Finpit (fish armpit) * WHY CAN'T I DRINK!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

~comments~

Annabeth Chase: I'm not your mom!

Nemo: But daddy said that he used a lock of your hair for a life syrum for me!!!! (A/N That's in our new story Life of a Nemo. The first chapter comes out in November. Mark it on your calenders guys!!!!!)