Game; Oompaville and Rifty Fanfiction

Chapter 1/?

        Somewhere in Virginia, far, far into the woods, Duke Nukem, I mean Oompaville, sits at his desk, (or stands, whichever offends you the least) completely frustrated. Just a little while back Caleb had bought a game called Feed and Grow: Fish and he has been playing it single player ever since. The game was fun and frustrating and did pretty well on his channel, but, the things he could do within the game was limited. He felt like he just couldn't do much more with the game, but his fans kept demanding more. 

Suddenly, he had an idea. 

        He knew that multi-player on the game was a piece of useless shit, so maybe he could invite someone over for a surprise collaboration episode. 'Well how does that solve the multi-player problem?', you ask? Well, since Oompa isn't (wasn't?) a complete idiot, he thought they'd just switch off playing single-player, trying to beat each other's highest levels. 

Oompa picked up his phone and gave Gabriella Montez, I mean Rifty, a call. 

Rifty picks up on the third ring, "Dude, do you know what time it is?"

Oompa replies, "It's 2 in the afternoon, man."

Rifty, pausing for a second of realization, ".....DAMMIT MY ALARM."

Oompa then suggests, sarcastically, "Tweet about it. Maybe it will make you seem more relatable" 

Of course, Rifty takes this seriously and gives a sound of approval. Oompa refrains from laughing, trying to steer the subject,

"Look, I've got an idea for a video. Listen. Feed and grow; Fish, me, you, same house, single-player for each, try to beat each others score, beat the system, actual Feed and Grow: Fish multiplayer."

They continued to discuss the idea, each excited for the in-person collab. Since Rifty makes like 5 cents on each video, he had to ask his parents to buy him a plane ticket for the next weekend. It was all set up now. 

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*jump forward to the collab*

Oompa sets up all of his equipment and Rifty just looks around. He notices that Oompa has no windows. 

"So this is why you have zero background light. You don't have any windows. Pure vanilla recluse, you are.", Rifty jokes. 

"Well I kind of am surrounded by trees so even if I did have windows no one would be able to tell because no sunlight would come through", he pauses, "wait is that even health-FINALLY THE DAMN GAME STARTED UP. Not sure why it took so long, it never does that."

Rifty turns his attention to the screen and notices something is wrong with the game, 

"Hey, why is the multi-player option blinking red?" he asks. 

Oompa answers, puzzled, "I don't know.. Should we check it out? Maybe it finally is working."

Rifty reaches out and clicks the button (dumbass, it was literally a red button). 

Oompa reacts by saying, "Don't touch my equiptme-" He was cut off. 

Everything went black for the both of them.

Water. 

That water. 

Oompa wasn't registering what was happening, but Rifty definitely recognized the sound, though, he was too slow to register the situation yet either.  

"Damn that sound gives me a headache" Rifty says instinctively. 

They both hit some kind of floor and everything is clear again. 

They weren't in oompa's room anymore. They weren't even humans anymore. 

They were in the swamp map of Feed and Grow: Fish and they were both goldfish. 

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*Author's Note*

This was supposed to be completely comedic but it turned into an actual story. Should I write more?

-Faith