A Noahdore Story

PART ONE

\\Reina's POV//

     Ok so I was walking along with Noah and I thought about Noahdore. I felt kinda sad at first but then i realized something. They're perfect together. Theres nothing i can do to change that. No praying, no wanting to be with him even more. I guess I've accepted that.

"HEY ERICA"

"WHAT, NYA?"

" MY FRIEND TOLD ME A BIRD JOKE ONCE, SO I RESPONDED WITH TOUCAN PLAY AT THAT GAME"

"WHY DON'T SEAGULLS FLY OVER BAYS?"

"WHY?"

"BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO BE BAY-GULLS"

Scattered laughter filled math class while we bitched about Ambrosia loving Noah.

"She loves me, but she said she loves Noah more." Nya added to our growing hatred toward the she-demon. We were talking about her, her sagtits, and her running style. 

"Her hypocrisy is more cringey than her love for Theodore's boyfriend and her saggy tits combined" I suggested.

"DUDE YOU SHOULD ROAST HER, I MEAN SHE LOVES YOU TOO" I guess i never thought of it that way... Until a couple days ago i never realized how much I would miss Noah. And then Ambrosia attacked. I mean, Erica got 10$ but seriously i don't think it was worth it. Noah was gone, and I didn't think i would recover. I guess I'm still kinda in shock. I'd never imagine it would end this way. I mean, the puns went on, and we all "survived" although i don't think you could call what we're doing living. I never found that one tit that fell off Ambrosia in the fight, but all we know now is that it's fertilizing some shit farm out in the country where it belongs as she suffers. at least thats what ive been hoping for. Ive tried covering it up with comedy, but the truth is, nowadays I cant find a home.

They're dead.

OK SO I MUST CLARIFY HERE AS AN AUTHORS NOTE THAT I DID NOT MAKE UP THE NOAHDORE STORY, BUT THE GIRL WHO IS PORTRAYED BY ERICA DID. SHE GAVE ME PERMISSION TO DO THIS, I THINK SO HERE YOU GO, A NEW MOTHERFUCKING STORY.