Mark in clouds with diamonds

Chapter 1: StarFall

Markiplier was doing his normal wake up procedure. Get up, curse as he hit his foot (Which happened more often than you might think) get dressed, and go to the kitchen for food. He really wanted to do a new "let's play" with a game he had been spammed with called, Warframe. Course, all he knew was that it was about space ninjas.

Sighing, he went to the couch, barefoot, sat down, and started taking sips from his coffee. It was then that he heard a thud.

"Dang it, it would suck balls if we had to fix something again," Markiplier muttered. He put his coffee down, and started walking to the closets.

Not surprisingly, he didn't find any butt-stabbers. But there wasn't anything else there either.

So he checked the master bathroom. The most he found there was the new shampoo he had been trying out.

"Could have sworn I had some body wash," Mark muttered.

He continued his quest eventually coming to the room with his pink mustache. Unfortunately, it was broken.

"OK, please tell me that I can get another one of those," Mark said, unhappy his mustache broke into two perfect pieces.

When he checked the bathroom besides the room with his mustache, he found that the curtain was drawn. There was also a shadow on the other side. It looked kind of like a fox.

Markiplier stepped back and got the two halves of the pink mustache to defend himself with. He carefully opened the curtain, a gasp leaving the room, soon followed by a scream.

Inside the shower, clad with no clothes whatsoever, was a blue fox woman. It looked kind of like the images of furries on the internet. However, this girl was clearly scared, and had a tag piercing her left ear. She also had two golden rings on her right ear, and her hair was a stunning jet black with blue tips.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" The girl screamed.

"AGHHHHHHHH!" Mark screamed back in a very (Manly) loud voice.

Soon, the screaming stopped when Markiplier dropped the two halves of the moustache. The stache landed on his feet, bouncing up and hitting him in the nuts.

"My manhood," Mark squeaked, clutching his balls. He soon managed to back out of the bathroom, soon falling over in the couch there. He then looked down.

His feet were bleeding.

"Well, shit," Markiplier said, cursing his clumsiness.

He stumbled back into the bathroom, the girl looked at him in fear.

Carelessly, Markiplier reached inside the medicine cabinet and pulled out some band-aids. He knelt down, wincing at the pain, and bandaged his feet.

Deciding to stand back up, Markiplier rose, and started looking at the girl in front of him.

"So, uh, you have any clothes?" Markiplier asked after a while.

The girl was hesitant at first. Then she shook her head.

"Dangit, I'll have to get some then." Markiplier said. He got some socks and shoes on, quickly going into his car.

He drove to the local WalMart, soon going to the women's section. He then sighed.

"I have no idea how these clothes work," Markiplier said, picking up a bra and putting it into his cart. He didn't give much thought into the clothes that he was giving her. After all, it was one size fits all, right?