ON THE SIDE IS A BRILLIANT BANNER MADE BY @a_l0ve_like_w4r Brittany's POV
"Ok Brit.You win then."He growled throwing a brick across the street and hit his car."Happy now,There's a dent.You can walk all ya want now"Luke spat.
"Luke.This is stupid to argue over.I just want a 'lil' exercise.But noo.We 'Have to take the car' As you say"I cross my arms.
"Stop being a bitch Brittany Clarke!"
"I'm the bitch?Me?I'm not the prick fucking started an agruement over the most stupid thing ever"I spit at him.
"Oh well this little prick is going to go and catch a train to No Brittany town.It'd be a better place!"He scratches his head and heads for the door.
He glares at me and calmed down "Bye babe"He says firmly.
"Just go" I say through gritted teeth "Oh,Don't come back."
"Don't panic babe,"He has red cheeks "I won't"He slams the door.
****9 months later****
"Hot new boyband 5 seconds of Summer."
"Great"I munch my pop corn."Crap before X Factor"
"Michael...Ashton...Calum...Luke-"It showed pictures.
"L-Luke?Luke..."
I get a message
From:My baba Charlotte
Babe!Your ex!Oh my god...I'll be over soon babe!
To:Charlotte
Hey baba.It shocked me too!Can't wait till I get tickets to their concerts...NOT!Not a chance am I going to my ex's concert xox.
I put my phone on the arm of my chair.
Bzzzz
I pick the basterd up.
From:Charlotte
At your door with tissues,chocos and lots of popcorn for the TV to eat...
I roll my eyes at her silly humour.
I walk to the door and open it
"I'm Bond.James Bond"She has her handbag around her arm and a gun pose.
"Get yo budd in here!"I giggled.
"Luke"She began
"Is"
"Still"She mumbles.
"So"I say.
"HOT!!!"He scream.
"But...I...He...hates me!"I say sadly.
"Just find him grab his balls and twist them-Then say if you don't date me.Ill rip'em of."
"Ugh...No!"I chuckle
"Boooobies!"Me and my sister share a house and she's upstairs fucking her boyfriend-best friend,Leon.
"Uhm.Ew!"Charlotte rolls on the floor."Uhm.I gotta pee"She says.
"Well not on my floor!To the bathroom!"
"Oh...Baby.Uhh Leon your member"
"I seriously gotta save up"I mumble.
"For what?"Charlotte asks.
"A house of my own so I don't hear a new boy being fucked every week.Especially all different ones.Or just for duck tape for her and his mouth"I roll my eyes.
"Big juicy Penis!"Charlotte screams.
"Prevent!What you on bout?"
"TV.Luke's big juicy-"
"WHAT?!"I turn to the TV.
It reads 'Luke Hemmings shows off his private places'
My jaw-dropped.
I turn to.Charlotte.We scream really loudly.
"Im horny now!"I blurt out.
"Me to.I'm Horany"I roll my eyes at her.Her boyfriend is Niall Horan.
"Charlotte"I groan"Stop getting your boobs out when your horn-Horany."
"Awh"She frowns.
"Lets be serious here.Luke is famous.After 9 months"
"And that dude Ashton is good looking"
"You think every boy is good looking"I say honestly.
She pouts "I cant help it"
I chuckle "Ashton-All the boys are alrite.But Luke is better"
"Whatever!"She exclaimed.
