Cedithebookacorn, you were there. We were having a sleepover with Lorien and Sarahthebookacorn. We went downstairs and Xander (our brother) said that he wanted us to leave him alone because we were boring. I snapped back with
"Well your heart is as cold as Lucius'. And, and yeah you," I pointed at him, "your so short, even Umbridge looks down on you." Everyone said,
"OHHHH!!!" That was the best night ever. Here are some HP burns:
~Your so slow, even on a Firebolt your sluggish~
~People think Voldamort's ugly, they should meet you~
~Your heart is the opposite temperature of a Chinese Fireball breathing fire~
~Your so ugly, even Pansy Parkinson wouldn't take you to the Yole ball~
~Your so boring, even a flobberworm looks interesting~
~Your so fat, even Crab thinks so~
Like and comment any other HP burns!😜
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