PigsPigsPigsPigs taking notes at churchyand gettin relationships and maybe perhaps to start a home group . Storingtreasure in heaven and investing I think in biblical community. And it helps mego on. I ate a taco and A man walked up and said "give me the very lastthing that affects your social life and be consistent in getting up to pray andfast and witness to people !" So I did and he ran off with my two bestfriends and went to witness to the lost people! The pope needed to be saved, sohe broke into the popeyhome and took ahold of that little man in the large hatand preached his heart out ANd I watched from behind a velvet curtain and thenall of a sudden a fashion show happens and my velvet curtain went down onto thefloor like a catwalk. Some models started to walk down the walkway. The firstone was wearing a purple pantsuit with a orange and red feather hat. She lookedat the pope an thought 'oh boy he's got it bad". The second model had on abright blue evening gown that faded darker as it went down and it had beadingand gems sewn onto it. It shimmered and shined and glittered when she walkedand she had white blond hair curled down and hanging on her shoulders. She gotnervous and threw up though. When she walked off a man in a dark blue jumpsuitcame out and started mopping, then he yelled "LET GO OF THE POPE YOUSTUPID POOR UNFORTUNATE SOLE!!" The man who was trying to preach hadstarted shaking the pope saying "put your trust in The Lord!" And thepope was crying because his heart was moved by the mans beautiful preaching.The janitor took it the wrong way and thought the pope was being attacked! Thejanitor tackled the man who was blessing the pope. He broke his nose and gavehim a concussion. He has a ruptured kidney and his stomach was impaired. Therewas a dramatic implosion when his bladder collapsed and poisonous acidic urinewas released into his body. He was dead within seconds. The urine started toleak through the skin of his tummy. He was all puffy because his skin startedto suck up the pee. The janitor set his fat butt on the dead mans head andsmashed it like a melon. Guts and brains showered the room and the urine soakedskin spewed out the liquid. Some police officers came in and pulled the janitorout. "Thank you for protecting our beloved pope! You are citizen of theyear" one of the police officers said. The police officer and the janitorbecame best friends. The officer was named Consuela Nutat. She was 30 years oldand wore nothing but black skin tight leather but she was fat so she lookedbad. Her hair was dyed bright red and always in a perm. The janitor loved herso much he married her and then they moved to alaskas last frontier. She was abig germ freak so the janitor decided to break his nasty strange addiction on atv show called 'my secret addiction'. "Que Asco!" Consuela saidangrily when she heard his strange addiction. On the confession day, janitorhad walked into Consuelas bedroom and sat carefully on the edge of the bed.Timidly he confessed: "I am addicted to chewing and eating my toenails." "You eat them?!?!" She asked. "Yes" heanswered. With tht he left the room embarrassed. He was so stressed about workand thinking about if Consuela would still love him, he started chewing his nail.A sharp nail slid slickly down his throat and sliced his long gullet. Bloodflooded through the cut and the man bled to death. Consuela went in to thebathroom to check on him and when she opened the door she was met with a floodof blood! She had to wade through a foot of blood to reach her husband. He wastoo far gone! "That's what he gets for chewing the most disgusting thingever!" She said to he self. She left town and changed her name just incase they thought she murdered him. Her new name was Carmen Junio.
