It all started on a cold dark summer day in spring. It was October 31 at 9:69 FM when I got a text from my daddy (mama Marblez), she said "cum on phill, why don't you have a gf? I wouldn't even care if u were gay. Just put your dick in some already!!!!2!!" And then I realized; you see I'm not your average girl in high school; I'm 37 and I still haven't had sex!! I don't even have a gf/bf :( but all that changes today when I put my foot down, I'm getting laid tonight if it's the last thing I am!!!! But I wondered; "who should I have sex with?" Let me tell you about me; I like pussy and weed, but more than anything I like Pelicans!!! Their beak! There wings! They're everything!!!! I love them!! But does anyone have those three things? That's what I would find out in my crazy adventure; Accedents Happen.
Author's note; :0 did you get those chills? I feel so edgy writing this! I'm sorry my grammar bad; have have a homework and I have to do! DX I can't wait to write more tho! Bye guys!
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Accidents Happen - a Dubz Yaoi Fanfic
Hayran KurguThis is my fan fiction of my favorite series; Dubz :3 I love this so much ;) it's about Phil becoming friends with everyone, when I first started on Dubz I used to hate Phil :0 but then my dad beat me until I bled, and now he's my favorite ;) Rated...
