"No!" Alex pelted them with whatever he could find, mostly food. "I am the king of the kitchen!" He sat on the counter with his legs crossed, "You cannot make the king leave!"
Grace winced when a glass shattered, "Alex..." She warned, staring him down.
"No!" Alex threw candy at her, "I'm not leaving!"
"How did you even get up there, Alex. You're so tiny." Sarah leaned against the wall.
"I am not tiny, I will fight all of you and win!" Alex stood up on the counter.
Grace sighed and grabbed his waist, pulling him off the counter.
Alex crossed his arms, "I don't wanna."
He went up to his own room at Grace's command.
squad goals
birdmom has changed Alex's nickname to tiny gay
tiny gay: hey! you cant change my name!
birdmom: just did.
tiny gay: not fair.
birdmom has changed Sarah's nickname to taller than alex
taller than alex: nice.
tiny gay: sarah isnt taller than me we are the same height.
birdmom: you are tiny a child
birdmom has changed Alejandra's nickname to also taller
tiny gay: we are the same height
also taller: nah I'm a bit taller
tiny gay: you are not
birdmom: alex you are tiniest deal with it
tiny gay: i can win a fight against her.
birdmom: that is both untrue and irrelevant.
tiny gay: im coming downstairs.
taller than alex: ha alex you just got beat
tiny gay: grace you cheated
birdmom: did not. you are just tiny and weak
tiny gay: lies.
birdmom: love you alex <3
tiny gay: we are breaking up
also taller: i call dibs
tiny gay: only if you change your nickname
also taller has changed Alejandra's nickname to alexander <3
alexander <3: happy, alex?
tiny gay: excuse you
alexander <3: <3
tiny gay has changed Alex's nickname to a.ham
a.ham: anyways back to your regularly scheduled program
a.ham: there is currently a lack of food in the house. please stay away from angry people they may kill you.
darkness: alexander i know you are talking about me
a.ham: shut up im doing the news
a.ham: anyways onto sarah with the weather
taller than alex: why me
a.ham: idk
a.ham: do the weather
a.ham: please
taller than alex: fine
taller then alex: today it is hot. plants are burning. grace's cacti are thriving. im pretty sure alexa's hair caught on fire.
smol: no it didnt
a.ham: anyways back to me
a.ham: in other news
a.ham: grace let us get a pet! :D
a.ham: the vote sheet is on the counter
a.ham: vote for dog
birdmom: do not vote for dog
birdmom: we do not have the money
birdmom: that is a bad idea
birdmom: alex dont do this
a.ham: shut up let me do the news
a.ham: you can talk when i let you
red hair: kinky
birdmom: ...
a.ham: ;)
a.ham: whered you guys go
a.ham: im bored
birdmom: alex it is three in the morning go to sleep
a.ham: never
birdmom: i will come up there
a.ham: fine mommy
red hair: alex do you have a kink you have not told us about
a.ham: ;)
taller than alex: why
a.ham: what?
taller than alex: stop sharing your kinks
a.ham: but its
a.ham: fun
taller than alex: okay but have you considered
taller than alex: stopping?
a.ham: never
