Stanley Slaughterhouse was the most famous butcher in town. He was able to cut any piece of meat. You give him some meat, he'll chop it alright. ;). He got the nickname of Slaughterhouse because of how he murdered every woman AND man in town if you know what I mean ;). Anyways, Stanley lived a happy life. He chopped meat like no mans business, until one day. World renowned meat chopper Richard Choppingtons, or Dick Chopper, came to visit his butcher shop. Dick slammed the door opened and screamed, "I'll show you how to chop meat like a true man!!! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!"
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Butcher Wars
HumorStanley Slaughterhouse was a now retired butcher who lives in the woods. He was struck down by Richard Choppingtons and left his shop without a trace. But one day, a cat wanders into his house and it sparks the beginning of an unlikely friendship, a...
