*Text message from Sophie*
S:'Hey'
C:'Hey, what you doing?'
S:'Drugs, you?'
C: can I come round and have some as well?'
S: yeah if yah want?'
So I leave my house yeah, and I pull up in my car, but I crash into Sophies mum and dads car. So I get it'd yeah and leave a note saying 'soz big Jim'
Shortly after I walk into her house and shout 'sup ni***as' and then Sophies mum and dad come to the hall way and call me a 'racist c*nt' which I must say I wasn't too pleased about!
Anyways I went upstairs to Sophie for a bit of sexy time 😈 jokes it was really for drugs! Anyway I was like 'sup' and she giggled (because she was high) 'drugs' and then we did cannabis together. And then when I was very high I decided to go back downstairs but on the way down I fell really badly and was nearly like deaded! And then Sophies mum and dad had the nerve!!! The fucking nerve to ask if the carpet was alright! Could've bloody swung for them!
Anyways Sophies parents progressed to call me a 'racist c*nt'...again
I stormed out and got into Sophies parents car and crashed into my own, I quickly got out and left a note saying 'soz big jim'
I later crashed and died due to being too high!
The day of my funeral Sophies mum and dad carved into my crave stone 'we will miss you! You racist c*nt
The end! If I'm not high I might publish chapter 2 in a couple of years
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Life lessons
HumorBasically this is from last experiences, it's also bout drugs! And has strong language don't do drugs kids
