ignore this pls

fuck u nick this is mia goingb ro the bernuda trnigkk

Of course, as you would expect, Dan was heartbroken.
Who wouldn't be heartbroken? After finding out that their crush and long term best friend had found someone else (someone else by the name of Mia, which Dan personally thought was an ugly name purely because she was Phil's girlfriend).

Dan had stopped calling Phil on Skype altogether. No more six hour calls, no more nothing. Phil was too infatuated with Mia to notice.

Suddenly.
A week passed.
Where was Mia?

She was nowhere to be seen. Phil had no memory of her. Happily ever after the end fuck you Nick u lil bitch fuckin choke