Billy had a accident while ordering moon cheese through the drive-through at the Mars cow farm. The doctor is now trying to save him at the Eifel Tower.
He's fading
DEAR GOD NO!
ALRIGHT I NEED MY TOOTHBRUSH AND SOME DR. PEPPER!
It's gonna be okay Billy.
I...I...I need...
What? What do you need?
I...I...I need...
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT DO YOU NEED?!?!?!
I NEED YOU TO FREAKING STOP YELLING!!! IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, A DUCK ASSASSIN STABBED ME THROUGH THE EYEBROW WITH A INTERGALACTIC RADIOACTIVE PURPLE TOOTHPICK!!!
Oh...I am sorry but we are tryi-
OH SHUT UP! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!
I do care Billy! I am trying to he-
OH YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF!
LISTEN BILLY! WE ARE TRYING TO REMOVE THE TOOTHPICK BUT YOU ARE MAKING THE POTATOS HAVING RESTARAUNT HALLUCINATIONS AGAIN!!! DON'T STRESS THEM OUT!!!
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! IT MAKES MY BUTT HURT AND MY EARS START SINGING BRITTNEY SPEARS AGAIN!
I'm sorry but we have to do this! We will lather in honey and you won't feel a thing!
NOT THE BUTT HONEY!!!
I'm sorr-
NOOOOOOOO!
*crash*
BILLY!!! NO! WE AR-
*splat*
fifty floors up.
10 minutes later
Susy, I am sorry but..but..Billy jumped out the window...and...and...well...he landed on your Freebird's burrito. I am really sor-
HOW COULD HE?!?!?! I PAYED 30 FERRET EARS FOR THAT BURRITO!!!
I really am sorry but there i-
WELL CAN YOU AT LEAST TAKE ME TO THE FREEBIRDS ACROSS THE STREET TO GET ME ANOTHER BURRITO?!?!?!
Well actually they clos-
WHAT?!?!?! SO THE NEAREST FREEBIRDS IS 5 GALAXIES AND A TURTLE BUTT AWAY?!?!?!
Actually it's two turtle butts bu-
OH THANKS! THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER! I WILL KILL THAT KID!
Don't worry, we have the best kitten bounty hunters out looking for him. In the meantime, there is a taco bell down the ro-
HOW DARE YOU?!?!?! YOU DARE TRY TO REPLACE MY FREEBIRDS BURRITO WITH TACO BELL?!?!?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
And that's where babies come from
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